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You're part in this little impromptu mission is over. I'll arrange for Arnoldo to be picked up by a different Interpol team. Try not to physically assault them.
General just so you know, we didn't hit them, or assault them in any way. There was no physical altercation, we just dosed them with pharmaceutical grade narcotics.
Agent Bartowski.
You're right that's not making it better.
How's she taking it?
Really good I think, yeah.
Oh God, it's us 30 years ago.
Look, Sarah. It's us in 30 years!
If you ask me, this whole G man gig is starting to be a real snore. When are we going to hit on some terrorists?
Whatever you think you know about being a spy. You're wrong.
Oww.
You're a child, your a liability to the team and you're not doing anything until you've been properly trained. Understood.
Wait a minute, does that mean?
I don't believe I'm going to say this.
I'm going to Langley.
Your not going anywhere. Jackass. I can teach you all you need to know right here in the store. C'mon.
No, no I'm not letting you shoot a tiger. They're endangered and majestic.
No guns, no flash. Honey, darling, you mind telling me what you've done with our small cashe of weapons?
I got rid of them, sweetheart.
You actually listened to me?
I can't quite believe it myself!
Where's the gun you had at the hotel?
I left them in the car.
Why would you do that?!
Because you told me to!
Please tell me that Chuck is joking about them sending me to boot camp. They're going to make me shave my beard.
Relax. You passed.
Huh? I failed every test.
Yes flying colors. You have got to be the hands down, bar none the worst candidate I've ever trained. But you got one thing going for you. You got balls.
I do?
How many marines do you know go up against a Bengal tiger unarmed? You have to be a complete idiot.
Well that's the thing. That's uh, that's me in a nutshell..
No you don't understand. He's not like other people. He is... incredibly special.
Especially to you, I gather.
He needs to be okay. I - I need him to be okay. I'd like to go to the hospital tonight to talk to him. Try to figure this out. Help him somehow... Please I love him.
Ever tell him that?
Please Doctor, I am begging you.
You're not the only one. [John Casey appears]
God, I can't believe this is happening.
It's happening, Chuck. Disturbing as it may be, you're currently a patient in a psychiatric institution. Best come to terms with that sooner than later.
Wow. You really know how to make a guy feel better about his situation, Doc.
I'm just gonna say it: I need a woman. It's been far too long, Jeffrey. A man has needs.
So what's the plan?
I will be hitting on all the applicable women in Electronics, DVDs, and all around the entrances, and the emergency exits.
You're leaving me Home Appliances? It's full of lumpy housewives. My favorite.
You're welcome.
Well, I hate to be the one to tell you this--I don't really--but Morgan is in, a, umm...a very bad place.
Oh, my God, is he okay?
No. He's focused, responsible, driven. Pains me to see a man end up like that.
It's pathetic.
I love you. It shouldn't have taken me this long to say it but I've never felt this way. Before you the only future I could think about was my next mission. Now all I can think about is a future with you. I love you, Chuck.
[relieved] I love you too.
Hey, you seen Grimes?
Lost your friend, did you? Can't find him 'cause he's changed so much? But you can't help but think about the days you guys used to drink together and hold each other for hours and hours just talking about even the silliest little things. Those days are no more.
I talked to Captain Awesome.
And?
If he'd have me, I'd let him.
[Stephen throws a knife at Chuck to prove he's the Intersect and Chuck catches it]
I knew it! You downloaded the Intersect 2.0.
You threw a knife at my face!
Why would you do that, after I worked so hard to get the first one out?
Dad! Knife! Face! What if you were wrong?
I'm never wrong.
[after the fight, about Sarah's skills] Does she have the Intersect, too?
No, Dad. That's all her.
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