“Chuck Versus the Beefcake” · Season 2, Episode 15
In this episode: Chuck Bartowski (4), Ellie Woodcomb (3), Sarah Walker (2), Morgan Grimes (2), Captain Awesome Woodcomb (2), John Casey (1)
Ooh! Ugh! Oh my God! This is unbearable! My back is killing me, my wrists are chafing!
This is going to get ugly. What level is his pain tolorance?
I'd say about 1 out of 10.
What? A one? I'd say I'm at least an 8.
Chuck, the torture hasn't even started yet.
This is the pre-torture? Okay, okay, put me down for a 1.
Ellie, Awesome, I have made a very important decision. I am moving out...
[Ellie gasps] Yes!
And moving in with Morgan.
NO!
Uh, why on God's green Earth would he ever ever break up with Sarah?
Ask Ellie, it was her idea.
Really?
What? He said that he didn't think she was the one.
[Morgan sighs] There are a few precious things I know anything about in this world. Chuck's one of them. Believe me, Sarah's the one!
How do you know?
How do I know? It's all over the kid's face. When Chuck is around Sarah, he is the Chuck we always dreamed of, all right? The Chuck that has the potential to do anything in the world.
Whoa!
Evening.
Talk about low hanging fruit!
Oh my God! I'm going to kill Chuck!
Didn't Chuck tell you I sleep in the, in the buff?
Chuck, he knows you're the Intersect. We have to go into 24-hour protective detail until further notice.
What exactly does that mean?
It means we can't break up. And we have to move in together.
[Noticing Ellie, Awesome and Morgan]
Well, Ellie's watching; we'd better sell it.
[They hug]
Are you sure about this? I mean he's a really tough guy. Maybe he won't talk.
Chuck, everyone talks.
What happened?
Well I...fainted and hit my head on the ground.
Real brave Bartowski.
Hey! I fainted on purpose. That was my move. You know I'm terrified of needles.
So your move was to faint and his was to endure torture.
We have different methods.
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