Morgan Grimes quotes from Chuck

Morgan

Uh, why on God's green Earth would he ever ever break up with Sarah?

Awesome

Ask Ellie, it was her idea.

Morgan

Really?

Ellie

What? He said that he didn't think she was the one.

Morgan

[Morgan sighs] There are a few precious things I know anything about in this world. Chuck's one of them. Believe me, Sarah's the one!

Ellie

How do you know?

Morgan

How do I know? It's all over the kid's face. When Chuck is around Sarah, he is the Chuck we always dreamed of, all right? The Chuck that has the potential to do anything in the world.

Awesome

Whoa!

Morgan

Evening.

Awesome

Talk about low hanging fruit!

Ellie

Oh my God! I'm going to kill Chuck!

Morgan

Didn't Chuck tell you I sleep in the, in the buff?

Lester

Morgan. All you have to do is convince Anna that moving in with you is a bad idea.

Morgan

Okay, but how am I gonna...

Lester

Shhh, Bubeleh, you've come to the right place. Repulsion is our business.

Jeff

And business is good.

Morgan

I want to make sure that she [Anna] loves me for me and not... other things.

Chuck

Are you crazy? What other things could she possibly be loving you for? I mean listen, buddy, you know that I love you, but you're lucky to have a girl in your life who loves you for you, even though you are in fact you. If you don't stop testing her, she's gonna choose to be with someone else. And then you will have realized, and unfortunately too late, that you lost the catch of a lifetime.

Lester

Counter point. She's not the catch of a lifetime. She's a scheming tart who will harvest your organs and sell them to the highest bidder.

Ellie

This isn't about you, Chuck. This is about us. We need a place for two. And you can get a roommate, you know. You have plenty of friends.

Morgan

I'm so happy right now!

Ellie

Other friends, Chuck. Other friends.

Morgan

Carina is not just some girl. She's basically a Swedish supermodel. The country's greatest export since Björn Borg.

Jeff

People mistake him for me all the time.

Jeff

[Casey's smoking a cigar] This is a no smoking store.

Morgan

Thanks Jeff. You know what, my lieutenant has the right to smoke a cigar if he wants. Or he can put it out. Mr. Casey.

Morgan

Anyone else want to leave?

Morgan

Anything you want to tell me about?

Chuck

No. Anything you want to ask me about?

Morgan

No.

Chuck

Okay, good talk!

Morgan

One of our best!

Hannah

Who is that?

Morgan

Super hot blond, heart of ice? Yeah. That's Chuck's ex, Sarah.

Hannah

Oh. What's their deal?

Morgan

Well, deal is Sarah dumped his ass and, uh, broke his heart. Now she can't resist to come here and stomp on it.

Morgan

I cannot believe I'm saying this, but you're fired.

Chuck

What? You're firing me from the Buy More?

Morgan

Buy More? No. Are you kidding me? You're the best Nerd Herder we have. I need you here. I'm firing you as my best friend!

Morgan

So if Sarah is your handler, does that make her your beard? In other words, like.. Is your whole relationship a fake? Because, buddy, that's just awful.

Chuck

Why, because we never had sex?

Morgan

No, I just felt like, having to be... You never had sex with that girl? That's not... No, no, it's awful you had to pretend to be in a relationship with somebody you clearly love.

Chuck

Sarah and I are over, you know.

Morgan

No you're not. You're a good liar, Chuck, but you're not that good, all right? You lied to me for three years but I always knew. You loved that girl. I mean, I saw the way you looked at her. We all did. It's okay, you don't have to deny it. You tell me you don't love Sarah.

Chuck

You know what, you're right buddy! I do love Sarah. I kept telling myself that I didn't. That I wouldn't, I couldn't but I do.... Morgan , you have no idea how badly I needed to get this off my chest. Thank You.

Morgan

Twenty-one hundred & forty-three pm. There's a chill in the air & a hint of vanilla. [Chuck advances videotape] Man enters Casey's apartment.

Chuck

[Watching Morgan's recording and hearing a static sound] Is that static?

Morgan

Carrots, actually.

Morgan

Well, I'm sorry, I get hungry on a stakeout.

Awesome

Morgan? Why don't you let me handle this? No offense, but I've had my fair share of ladies.

Morgan

That's because you live in a bubble. Okay? Take a look at yourself. Go ahead. It's a freakish bubble of handsomeness. Now look at me. No bubble, no bubble. I've gotta be completely verbal.

Chuck

She said she couldn't be with someone who didn't believe in her. I believed in her. I just didn't believe in me.

Morgan

Dude, you are misquoting the line! And you are ruining Pretty in Pink for me!

Chuck

It's another in Paris, Sarah and Shaw, and Shaw, this time for real, he's working for the ring. And I know, I know you can't help me anymore, I know all that, but Sarah is gonna die without us. I can't do this on my own.

Casey

But I can't help you anymore. I'm not a spy.

Chuck

You are a spy. you're the ultimate spy.

Morgan

Was....Chuck was, but the man been Buy More'd. That right. You've deluded yourself into thinking Buy More is your life. Wake up John, OK? Because we need you to get on this plane, Chuck needs you to get on this plane. If not, that's cool. You know, find yourself on Friday night with Jeff and Lester's crew hanging out in Woodland Hills. I know this because I was that guy. But Chuck and Sarah and you, Casey, you showed me I could be so much more. I was meant for something, to be a spy. What about you? What do you have left in the tank? What do you want to be when you grow....[Casey grabs Morgan]

Casey

Morgan go to my closet and get me my suit. The black one.