“Chuck Versus the Lethal Weapon” quotes from Chuck

Sarah

We work for the government, Dr. Busgang.

So do I. Tell them, Duncan. We work for the CIA.

Casey

No. The men you work for are terrorists.

Casey

Hey!

Terrorist? We're patriots. Howard, you're a patriot.

Casey

You're spies who've turn your back on your country!

You couldn't have it more wrong. Who do you think we are? We do what needs to be done to preserve our nations rightful place in the world. Someday you'll thank us. Well, not you, you'll be dead.

Mr. Barker, I understand you were hurt protecting Agent Walker. I am told you showed great courage.

Just doing my job, General. Actually, it was Chuck who showed great courage on this mission. He was also injured.

Casey

He got clipped by a windowsill. It's as pathetic as it sounds.

Lester

Morgan. All you have to do is convince Anna that moving in with you is a bad idea.

Morgan

Okay, but how am I gonna...

Lester

Shhh, Bubeleh, you've come to the right place. Repulsion is our business.

Jeff

And business is good.

Morgan

I want to make sure that she [Anna] loves me for me and not... other things.

Chuck

Are you crazy? What other things could she possibly be loving you for? I mean listen, buddy, you know that I love you, but you're lucky to have a girl in your life who loves you for you, even though you are in fact you. If you don't stop testing her, she's gonna choose to be with someone else. And then you will have realized, and unfortunately too late, that you lost the catch of a lifetime.

Lester

Counter point. She's not the catch of a lifetime. She's a scheming tart who will harvest your organs and sell them to the highest bidder.

Chuck

Sarah, I'm not going to move in with you... Because I can't... And you know why I can't... I'm crazy about you. And I always have been. Having a fake relationship, that's one thing. But living together is... I mean everyday and being around each other and --and that's why I can't do it. I hope you understand.

Sarah

I do.

Chuck

Thank you.

Chuck

Oh and, uh, just so you know, I am going to get this thing out of my head, one day. I will! And when I do, I'm going to live the life I want with the girl I love. Because I'm not going to let this thing rob me of that. I won't!!