Morgan, Chuck and others in “Chuck Versus the Intersect”

Stop the presses! Who is that!? Vicky Vale!

Vicky Vale, Vi- Vicky Vale, Vickity Vickity, Vicky Vale, Vi- Vicky Va...

I hope I'm not interrupting.

Uh no, not at all. That's from-it's from Batman.

Because that makes it better?

Ahh, Hi. Hey, I'm Morgan. And this is, uh, this is Chuck.

Wow, I didn't think people still named their kids Chuck. Or, uh, Morgan, for that matter.

My parents were sadists, and carnival freaks found him in a dumpster.

But they raised me as one of their own.