SarahFeel like talking yet?
CChanarong
An American agent in a government facility would never use any of that. I'm not afraid.
Sarah
You're right. Normally I wouldn't threaten the subject with death by ammonia injection. Burning somebody from the inside out? Doesn't sound like something that's in the Geneva Convention does it? But this man I'm looking for? He loves me. He wants to marry me.
CChanarong
I see. It's amazing what a woman will do to find a husband. Even the toughest spies in the world are just racing against that biological clock. Tick, tick, tick, tock.
Sarah
You got me. I'm just a needy love crazed girl on a husband hunt. [she jams the needle in Chanarong's neck] Who's trained in over 200 ways to kill you. Afraid yet?
Sarah
How did you find me?
Half of Thailand's talking about the giant blond she-male tearing through their town. Are you kidding me? But it's okay now, Casey and I are here.
Walker. What are you doing here? All alone. This place is nothing but scoundrels, assassins and warlords. The scum of the earth.
LWLocal Waitress
Arr Mr Casey. Your usual?
[Sarah ambushes Morgan in his office]
Sarah
Hi Morgan.
Sarah
We need to have a conversation.
Holy hell Sarah! You just scared me to death! I thought you could've been somebody deadly.
Sarah
I am somebody deadly. And I know everything. The balcony, The moonlight. Does that ring a bell?
Okay, these bearded lips are staying shut. I know nothing.
Sarah
Chuck is planning to propose at the Chateau and I want your intel.
Okay. Don't you want to be surprised?
Sarah
I'm a spy. I hate surprises.
Okay. Chuck told me about your parent's proposal. I'm sorry, it will be better than that.
Sarah
Oh God. I never should have told him that stupid story.
Probably not, probably not. But you did, and it's the whole reason we called off our restaurant proposal...
Sarah
What? Wait. Chuck was planning on proposing at the restaurant?
What's wrong with me? I cannot keep my mouth shut.
Sarah
No. No. It's good. It's good that you told me.
Look Sarah. The whole reason Chuck is doing this proposal is to wipe the slate clean. Alright? It's all for you. And it's going to be amazing. It's going to be romantic. It's going to be everything you want.
Sarah
Okay. I am taking control of this operation. Morgan, you are now working for me.
Okay. Kind of like a double agent.
Sarah
Exactly. We are going to make this proposal happen for Chuck's sake.
Sarah
And for mine.
Sarah! Sarah. look I know you have to go...
Sarah
[she kisses him deeply and passionately] I missed you too Chuck.
Wow. It's kind of like I'm cheating on you with you right now.
Sarah
Goodbye. Call me on the secure line with the plan.
Got it. See you in prison!
You know my dad... he taught me a lot of things. Like looks can be deceiving.
[Casey reveals to Armand that he faked his death by unplugging his heart monitor. Then he knocks out Armand with a bonsai]
[Sarah ambushes Volkoff's gaurds and disables one with a throwing knife]
Sarah
Mary, quick! [They escape after a brief gun fight]
And of course never use a gun-- [Volkoff fires the pistol but it is empty] --unless you absolutely have to. I probably should have told you I have this thing about bullets. I was never going to kill you Alexi. But then I am my father's son, aren't I?
So, last I saw you two, you were a young exciting couple, chasing, flirting. Now the silent treatment. Sexy.
If you must know, we are very much in love, happy and soon to be married. Just having a bit of a disagreement right now and the ball and chain isn't helping.
Sarah
Are you calling me a ball and chain?
There is a ball and ch... There is an actual ball and chain here. Do you not see this? On the ground attached to my leg? Ball and chain.
Sarah
Yes. What's with all the 'no's lately anyway?
I may have been a little obstinate before.
Okay, let me guess, this is about something bigger. Performance issues?
No! I am adequate. More than adequate in that depart... [to Sarah] Right? You can't agree. I... Sarah I don't want to elope. I just don't, not at all, not even the slightest bit. I always wanted a big family wedding and now more than ever so no. My answer to eloping is no.
Sarah
Okay, fine I hear what you're saying. But why do you get to say no? What about what I want?
[Team Bartowski has infiltrated a masquerade party}
Could be that, or it's a sex-crazed orgy party, where they don't let you see their faces or know their secrets.
Sarah
No, no. I've been to those kinds of parties and it doesn't look anything like this.
What?! What?! What?! What?! What?! Really?
[Sarah and Chuck are robbing the First Bank of Macau as a diversion for Vivian]
Sarah
A little.
Kinda takes your mind off the whole wedding thing doesn't it?
Sarah
Actually it hasn't been so bad. I took you up on your advice and I found a dress.
Sarah
Ellie was right when I put it on it felt like magic. [to a bank patron] Get down on the ground before I blow your freaking head off!
I'm so glad you found a dress. That's awesome and I bet you look gorgeous in it. [to a teller] Don't be a hero my friend! I will break your face!
Sarah
If the Turk's dog is behind that door, so is the Turk!
All we gotta do is break through four inches of steel.
Sarah
Or we chop off Casey's hand.
[shocked] Let's keep that as our backup plan, shall we?
[outside Morgan and Casey's shared apartment] Let me in!
Sarah
[breaking in through the ceiling] How about over your tranqed body?
You were distracting me so she could break in.
Chuck Yeah.
Clever girl. You using the five millimeter darts?
Sarah
Ten.
Please tell Casey I put up a good fight! [Sarah tranquilizes him]
Sarah
Done [ rips up her prenup]
Chuck; You don't have to do that.
Sarah
Please forget that ever existed, Okay? And can you please stop being so cool?
[Chuck pulls out his own prenup]
Sarah
That is so not cool.
Sarah
I, Sarah Walker, promise to always love Chuck Bartowski. In return, he will always love me. I can't read the fine print.
The fine print says: I promise Chuck that I will not even contemplate the word divorce and I will never use my prenup.
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