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Chuck · Season 4, Episode 20

“Chuck Versus the Family Volkoff” quotes from Chuck

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“Chuck Versus the Family Volkoff” · Season 4, Episode 20

In this episode: Chuck Bartowski (2), Sarah Walker (1), John Casey (1), Morgan Grimes (1), Captain Awesome Woodcomb (1), Ellie Woodcomb (1), Alexei Volkoff (1)

Pre-nup? Jeez, I thought things were going so well.

It was, is.

She's just taking precautions. Half of all maarriages go down.

Well, it's good to see yours is going so well.

Hilarious. But you know what? It works. So you, spending a little money on the side. Gambling debts I don't know about?

Of course not. You know me. I don't know why she'd do this.

Look something's got your girl's dukes up, okay? Get the facts. [to Casey] Smaller bites please.

Don't henpeck! You overanalyze everything. Bartowski. You talk every issue to death. It's exhausting.

It's exhausting just sitting here.

Well. I really do that?

Spies have secrets. If you're gonna take it to the next level with Walker you have to understand that. Sign the papers. Be cool.

Yeah Chuck, be cool.

Be cool.

[reading aloud a book to the baby] So, really the missing link isn't actually missing. It's a misnomer when a fossil shows a specimen in a state of the intermediary development.

[about her father's laptop] It's missing.

Babe, you really think it's wise to argue in front of the baby?

Remember, family and friends are everything. Money, greed, and power are a dance with Satan. And he looks like me.

Done [ rips up her prenup]

Chuck; You don't have to do that.

Please forget that ever existed, Okay? And can you please stop being so cool?

[Chuck pulls out his own prenup]

That is so not cool.

Just read it.

I, Sarah Walker, promise to always love Chuck Bartowski. In return, he will always love me. I can't read the fine print.

The fine print says: I promise Chuck that I will not even contemplate the word divorce and I will never use my prenup.

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