Chuck Bartowski quotes from Chuck

This time our search will be led my the only man who knows what it's really like being an Intersect. Chuck, we need you to find more Chucks.

Chuck

[nearly gloating] Well it's gonna be tough. Broke the mold, et cetera.

Morgan

[to Brody] Most important graphic novelist: Grant Morrison or Moore/Gibbons?

Kind of a Brian Vaughan man, myself.

Chuck

[interrupts a disapproving Morgan] Actually... I've always secretly felt that way.

Morgan

Pre-nup? Jeez, I thought things were going so well.

Chuck

It was, is.

Casey

She's just taking precautions. Half of all maarriages go down.

Chuck

Well, it's good to see yours is going so well.

Morgan

Hilarious. But you know what? It works. So you, spending a little money on the side. Gambling debts I don't know about?

Chuck

Of course not. You know me. I don't know why she'd do this.

Morgan

Look something's got your girl's dukes up, okay? Get the facts. [to Casey] Smaller bites please.

Casey

Don't henpeck! You overanalyze everything. Bartowski. You talk every issue to death. It's exhausting.

Morgan

It's exhausting just sitting here.

Chuck

Well. I really do that?

Casey

Spies have secrets. If you're gonna take it to the next level with Walker you have to understand that. Sign the papers. Be cool.

Morgan

Yeah Chuck, be cool.

Chuck

Be cool.

Sarah

Done [ rips up her prenup]

Sarah

Please forget that ever existed, Okay? And can you please stop being so cool?

Sarah

That is so not cool.

Chuck

Just read it.

Sarah

I, Sarah Walker, promise to always love Chuck Bartowski. In return, he will always love me. I can't read the fine print.

Chuck

The fine print says: I promise Chuck that I will not even contemplate the word divorce and I will never use my prenup.

Mary

[to Hartley] You and Chuck need to break into Volkoff Industries. There'll be lots of security there, so you'll have to go as your old self.

[his true identity having been restored] Of course, as Volkoff.

Mary

Yes, but he's not you. He's a mean, dictatorial, conniving...

Chuck

...manipulative, amoral...

Casey

...limey with relatively good teeth.

Sounds like I was a monster.

You were.

Sarah

Chuck, you found it. What's the matter?

Chuck

I can't afford it. If we bought it yesterday, with our fortune, we'd own it. But now...I'm so sorry, Sarah.

Sarah

Well, so what. We knew this wasn't going to be easy and we didn't get married because we thought life was easy, we got married so that we could be there for each other when things got tough. That we could work through things together, rich or poor.

Chuck

But how are we gonna do this? We gotta start over.

Sarah

Well it's okay, we'll get new clients and we haven't lost everything. We still have Castle and the store.

Chuck

Buy More.

Sarah

The Buy More.

Chuck

The Buy More, we use the store to support the spy team, we take the profits and put them into Carmichael Industries until both companies can make money. But in order for that to work, the store has to actually make profit.

Sarah

We can do that.

Chuck

We can do that. What about me though? You and Casey are super spies, Morgan's the Intersect. Who am I? What's my job?

Sarah

Chuck, you're our leader.

Morgan

Thanks for pantsing me.

Chuck

Anytime buddy.

Chuck

The force is strong in this one.

Morgan

Mmmm. I have no idea what that means, but I am pumped.

Beckman

[See's all the arcade machines in Castle] So shocked you people are running out of money.

Chuck

Missile Command is a part of our process.

Chuck

Do you remember why we started Carmichael Industries to begin with?

Morgan

The corporate discount on the pinball machine right?

Morgan

I haven't seen this routine in a long time. We used to call this routine, 'The Routine'.

Sarah

That's very creative.

Morgan

Chuck had quite a reputation as a hacker. You know? They used to call him, The Piranha. Swordfish, right. The movie, is based on him. We don't talk about it cause he didn't think it was an A plus film.

Sarah

Well I thought it was petty good.

Morgan

Yeah it was okay. It's pothole and hacker scenes were just like...

Chuck

[Takes off headphones] Haha, someone coded the name into the telex script. The inside joke for anyone running viral counter measures. [Puts headphones back on]

Morgan

Piranha got into a coding session, he can get a bit...giddy.

Sarah

That's actually pretty cute.

Morgan

It's also super nerdy.

Sarah

It's definitely that too.

The Omen? Or pain?

Chuck

Shouldn't there be a third option?

Sarah

If you ever go out alone again, just remember, I'm a trained assassin.

Chuck

You wouldn't shoot me, would you?

Chuck

I've been training for a while now.

Shaw

Oh really? Can you compete with the Intersect 3.0? I can practically catch a bullet in my teeth, but you did some pushups? You hit the heavy bag? No intersect can help you this time, Chuck.

Chuck

I wouldn't be too sure about that.

Sarah

Thank you.

Chuck

For defeating Daniel Shaw? For stopping the Omen virus? Or was it me getting us invited to rejoin the CIA.

Sarah

For saving me.

Chuck

Technically it was Morgan that saved you. Because of all the saving that was going on, I didn't have time to get you your gift in time for Christmas. However. [Takes out charm bracelet.] An oldie but a goodie. [Puts it on Sarah's wrist] I hope it will suffice for now.