Chuck Bartowski quotes from Chuck

Awesome

[about Ellie's proposed name for their baby] Grunka?!

Chuck

I can't believe she's gonna name her Grunka.

Awesome

Dude!

Chuck

Dude!

Awesome

Dude.

Chuck

Dude!

Awesome

We can't.

Chuck

You can't.

Awesome

Grunka isn't what you name your beautiful baby girl, it's what you name...(referring to the other Buy More employees) these people."

Chuck

You know my dad... he taught me a lot of things. Like looks can be deceiving.

Chuck

Fight for your family.

Sarah

Mary, quick! [They escape after a brief gun fight]

Chuck

And of course never use a gun-- [Volkoff fires the pistol but it is empty] --unless you absolutely have to. I probably should have told you I have this thing about bullets. I was never going to kill you Alexi. But then I am my father's son, aren't I?

Chuck

[After Morgan comes rushing to Chuck to tell about the birth of Clara] General, General, can we borrow a van?

Agent Bartowski, you just arrested Alexei Volkoff and obtained the Hydra Network we have spent the last 20 years searching for. Lieutenant, get this man a chopper.

Awesome

Listen, I've got to run. I still need to find someone to make Ellie's placenta into vitamin pills.

Chuck

Huh, I need to un-hear that. How do I un-hear that?

Sarah

Chuck, if we get caught because you sneeze, we are officially the worst spies in the world.

Chuck

I know, bad Three Stooges. I get it and I won't. But man it is dusty!

Roan

So, last I saw you two, you were a young exciting couple, chasing, flirting. Now the silent treatment. Sexy.

Chuck

If you must know, we are very much in love, happy and soon to be married. Just having a bit of a disagreement right now and the ball and chain isn't helping.

Sarah

Are you calling me a ball and chain?

Chuck

There is a ball and ch... There is an actual ball and chain here. Do you not see this? On the ground attached to my leg? Ball and chain.

Sarah

Yes. What's with all the 'no's lately anyway?

Chuck

I may have been a little obstinate before.

Roan

Okay, let me guess, this is about something bigger. Performance issues?

Chuck

No! I am adequate. More than adequate in that depart... [to Sarah] Right? You can't agree. I... Sarah I don't want to elope. I just don't, not at all, not even the slightest bit. I always wanted a big family wedding and now more than ever so no. My answer to eloping is no.

Sarah

Okay, fine I hear what you're saying. But why do you get to say no? What about what I want?

Chuck

Beckman was a dirty blonde?

Roan

It was the eighties, everything was dirty blonde.

Morgan

Your description of C.A.T. Squad has sent me into fantasy land.

Chuck

I don't want to know what goes on there.

Chuck

Where ya gonna go?

Morgan

I don't know. I gotta finish packing up and then I'm gonna head out that door dude, and I'm just gonna open myself up to the universe.

Chuck

So, moving to your mom's?

Morgan

Yeah. Yeah, pretty much straight over.

Chuck

Could be that, or it's a sex-crazed orgy party, where they don't let you see their faces or know their secrets.

Sarah

No, no. I've been to those kinds of parties and it doesn't look anything like this.

Chuck

What?! What?! What?! What?! What?! Really?

Chuck

Having fun?

Sarah

A little.

Chuck

Kinda takes your mind off the whole wedding thing doesn't it?

Sarah

Actually it hasn't been so bad. I took you up on your advice and I found a dress.

Chuck

Hey!

Sarah

Ellie was right when I put it on it felt like magic. [to a bank patron] Get down on the ground before I blow your freaking head off!

Chuck

I'm so glad you found a dress. That's awesome and I bet you look gorgeous in it. [to a teller] Don't be a hero my friend! I will break your face!

Chuck

[after hearing Sarah make several outrageous demands for the wedding] What the heck was that?

Ellie

I think I created a monster.

Chuck

Yeah, well... 'Cause I work... I work... I work at the Buy More, and that stuff sounds kind of pricey.

Ellie

Maybe you could just pick up a few extra shifts... Or rob a bank.

Chuck

[having just robbed a bank] Ha! You...

Chuck

[to Noble and Dunwoody] So, are you guys a couple or something?

Don't be ridiculous.

It's against agency protocol.

Romantic entanglements lead to lapses in judgment.

[to Chuck and Sarah] You ought to know.

Sarah

If the Turk's dog is behind that door, so is the Turk!

Chuck

All we gotta do is break through four inches of steel.

Sarah

Or we chop off Casey's hand.

Chuck

[shocked] Let's keep that as our backup plan, shall we?

Chuck

[outside Morgan and Casey's shared apartment] Let me in!

Morgan

Over my dead body Chuck.

Sarah

[breaking in through the ceiling] How about over your tranqed body?

Morgan

You were distracting me so she could break in.

Morgan

Clever girl. You using the five millimeter darts?

Sarah

Ten.

Morgan

Please tell Casey I put up a good fight! [Sarah tranquilizes him]