Chuck Bartowski quotes from Chuck

Chuck

I'm not the kind of guy who says things like this. But whatever you thought you had to hide, going out on your own like that, I think it was a mistake. I think that you were wrong.

Sarah

You're right. When Ryker captured me in Budapest, I kept thinking why am I doing it this way? Why do I feel like I have to do everything on my own. But it's the way my dad taught me, it's the way the CIA taught me, that you can only ever trust yourself. But the truth is, I trust you completely and I want to tell you everything.

Chuck

You,know, I can't even begin to tell you how excited I am that I get to meet you.

It means a lot to me too. More than you know. It's been so long since I've seen her. She was always a tough little thing, you know. But I worried about her. Growing up mostly with her father, she always kept to herself. I know I don't know you very well yet, but thank you for giving her all of this.

Sarah

I like it here.

Chuck

Me too.

Sarah

You know, I really want the life that you imagined for us Chuck, but if we go back to the CIA it's just gonna be missions and secrets that we have no control over.

Chuck

What are you saying?

Sarah

I gave my life to the CIA for a really long time and I chose it over my family and my friends and that was the right thing for me to do at the time, but I'm different now. You know, things have changed. You've changed me. I don't wanna go back. I wanna turn down Beckman's offer.

Chuck

Okay. Okay. We don't need that bonus and we don't need this house because all we need is each other. [Sarah gets up and walks to door frame] Sarah? Hey , hey, hey. What are you doing?

Sarah

I am carving our names into the frame.

Chuck

Honey, you know we don't own this home.

Sarah

I know. But we will. One day. Might not be tomorrow or the next day and it might take us months or years of hard work but one day all this will be ours. And when it is, I would like to remember this moment. So, what do you say? You still in?

Chuck

Mind if I give you s little advice?

Casey

Use the word "care", I'm gonna take this glass, shove it down your throat, and punch you in the stomach so it shatters.

Chuck

What did we talk about at the restaurant? What did we talk about? Are you using this? [Draws heart shape on Casey's chest] I think you owe it to our client! Listen to her signals, what is it she's really telling you?

Casey

You think I need to be more sensitive. Be more in tune with my girlfriend's emotions. You're one to talk.

Chuck

What's that suppose to mean?

Casey

Means you've got your head so far up your new care manifesto, you haven't realized your own wife thinks she's pregnant, and is hiding it from you.

Chuck

What? Are you crazy? There's no way...there's no way she could be pregnant. I would have to be the most clueless, insensitive, uncaring.....

Sarah

Arr, Chuck!

Jeff

[in the basement, seeing paint on the back of Lester's shirt] What the...? [He turns around and feels and smells the wall] It's still wet.

Lester

Oh. Oh, yeah.

Jeff

Remember when I was in Pine Ridge?

Lester

The...mental institution? Yeah.

Jeff

It was so dreary, they'd actually put fake backdrops in the windows.

Lester

That's pretty cruel.

Jeff

I always knew it was fake.

Lester

Um, where are we going with this, buddy?

Jeff

[grabs a dumbbell] I guess what I'm trying to say is...it's not always easy to trick a mental patient. [He punches through the wall with the dumbbell and discovers the Castle, where Chuck, Sarah and Morgan are sitting] I knew it! We were right! Lester!

Lester

Jeffrey!

Morgan

Oh, crap. I mean, we've got a problem.

Chuck

Yeah, I'd call it that.

Morgan

Well, I love it. You know how I feel about bullets, which is to say – negatively. This is fantastic.

Casey

Where do I fit in? What am I? Chief Googler?

Sarah

Well actually you'll be doing a lot of the same stuff you already do.

Chuck

Yeah. I mean we're still gonna need fields ops to recover stolen systems and breaching companies' security to find their weak spots…

Casey

[Grunts] Hmmm...

Morgan

Plus, wouldn't it be lovely not to get shot at?

Chuck

Exactly. Aren't you sick of being shot at?

Sarah

Or getting shot. I mean, you get shot a lot.

Casey

Not considering how much I get shot at.

Chuck

[Agreeably] Hmm

Sarah

[Agreeably] Hmm

Morgan

Okay, think about Alex. Do you know how happy she will be knowing you're not out there doing scary stuff?

Casey

[Considers. Grunts] All right, I'll think about it. But one thing's for sure, if we go through with this, no more Buy More. We don't need a cover. Let's kick the creepy cousin out of the family.

Morgan

[Pensively] Wow. No more Buy More.

Sarah

Hey Chuck, how's it going with Bo? You had any sneak peeks of your childhood crush's boobies?

Chuck

What? No. Shut up.

Chuck

[about Jeff and Lester] I've worked with those guys for years. They may seem like botulism victims, but they're loyal. They can do it.

Casey

Lester, I'm gonna tell you something I never dreamed I'd tell you. Never dreamed I'd have to tell you. But the situation is extreme. This is Colonel John Casey of the National Security Agency.

Lester

That is so funny. There's a John Casey who works at Buy More.

Casey

That's me you idiot. I'm NSA. Sarah Walker, Chuck Bartowski, they're CIA.

Lester

They are so not.

Casey

They are "so" so, you colossal dope. Now I need you. My daughter needs you. And your country needs you.

Lester

Canada?

Casey

Patel, listen up. You do what I tell you, I'll make you a hero.

Lester

It's the call.

Casey

Go to my Crown Vic.

Sarah

This is real? You really love me?

Chuck

With all of my heart.

Sarah

I'm sorry I did my job too well. I have a mission to finish. And I need those glasses.

Casey

I gotta go. I can smell it coming. You're gonna get weepy and emotional. I'll just skip that part. I'll see you when I see you, Bartowski, Huh?

Chuck

Goodbye, Casey!

Casey

There's one thing Russians do well — it's give good hugs.

Chuck

You know, Morgan has this crazy idea.

Sarah

What is it?

Chuck

He thinks that, with one kiss, you'll remember everything.

Sarah

Ha. One magical kiss?

Chuck

Yeah. Ha, ha. exactly. I know, it's...

Sarah

Chuck.

Chuck

Yeah?

Sarah

Kiss me.