Chuck Bartowski quotes from Chuck

Casey

Yogurt time, let's go.

Chuck

Most important meal of the day.

Chuck

What's in Dubai?

Casey

Weap-Con, the greatest weapons convention. I go every year. I find it very relaxing. It looks like this year I'll be able to write it off as a business trip.

Casey

Credit card charges show mostly video games, comic books. Phone records indicate only one female caller in the last six months: his sister.

Chuck

I feel so sorry for this guy, he seems so alone.

Casey

Oh, whoops. That's your old file, Bartowski.

Hannah

[about Sarah and Shaw] Any idea what she's doing here, other than trying to make you jealous with that ridiculously good looking date of hers?

Chuck

Him? Ridiculously good looking? If you like that strong, Supermany kind of guy.

Chuck

If I have to see you with someone else, it might as well be a hero.

Sarah

What can I say? I have a type.

Hannah

[about Sarah and Shaw] Any idea what she's doing here? other than making you jealous with that ridiculously good looking date of hers?

Chuck

Ridiculously good looking? Wha- him, him? Meh, yeah if you're into that strong, Supermany type of a guy.

Casey

Not bad, Bartowski.

Chuck

Who the hell is "Bartowski"?

Casey

Walker and Shaw knew you were in over your head. They went to fix dinner for your date.

Chuck

They did, huh?

Casey

Yeah. Weird huh? Walker helping you to get laid.

Morgan

I cannot believe I'm saying this, but you're fired.

Chuck

What? You're firing me from the Buy More?

Morgan

Buy More? No. Are you kidding me? You're the best Nerd Herder we have. I need you here. I'm firing you as my best friend!

Morgan

So if Sarah is your handler, does that make her your beard? In other words, like.. Is your whole relationship a fake? Because, buddy, that's just awful.

Chuck

Why, because we never had sex?

Morgan

No, I just felt like, having to be... You never had sex with that girl? That's not... No, no, it's awful you had to pretend to be in a relationship with somebody you clearly love.

Chuck

Sarah and I are over, you know.

Morgan

No you're not. You're a good liar, Chuck, but you're not that good, all right? You lied to me for three years but I always knew. You loved that girl. I mean, I saw the way you looked at her. We all did. It's okay, you don't have to deny it. You tell me you don't love Sarah.

Chuck

You know what, you're right buddy! I do love Sarah. I kept telling myself that I didn't. That I wouldn't, I couldn't but I do.... Morgan , you have no idea how badly I needed to get this off my chest. Thank You.

Shaw

We'll just have to put Grimes in Witness Protection. We'll move him out of Burbank tonight after dark.

Chuck

Wait, wait wait, no, no,no. Hang on a second, Morgan is not going anywhere. OK.

Shaw

Chuck, he knows your secret.

Chuck

Yeah well so do a lot of people. Awesome knows and we didn't put him underground.

Casey

Because Awesome's awesome and Grimes is a moron.

Shaw

It's just too dangerous. We have no reason to believe we can trust him.

Chuck

Yes we do. We have 22 reasons why we can trust him. That's the number of years Morgan has been my best friend. And yes he has his faults,granted, but one thing he is, is loyal. and he will never betray me or my secret.

Sarah

He's right.

Chuck

Thank you. Look, I'm flashing, I'm a spy again because I have my best friend back. You need the intersect and I need him so Morgan Grimes is staying exactly where he belongs which is the Burbank Buy More.

Sarah

I thought you have changed.

Chuck

What do you mean?

Sarah

Look, I know that you wanna be the perfect spy and I know what it means to you and what you sacrificed to get there. But, please don't lose that guy that I met three years ago. Don't give up on the things that make you great.

Chuck

I'll always be that guy.

Morgan

Twenty-one hundred & forty-three pm. There's a chill in the air & a hint of vanilla. [Chuck advances videotape] Man enters Casey's apartment.

Chuck

[Watching Morgan's recording and hearing a static sound] Is that static?

Morgan

Carrots, actually.

Morgan

Well, I'm sorry, I get hungry on a stakeout.

Sarah

Morning , Chuck.

Chuck

[startled] Dah. good, what, hi. Hi, how long ... How long have you been here? Or are you really here? I...I could well be asleep right now. I very well could be asleep right now. I have some of the most vivid dreams sometimes.

Sarah

Chuck, you're awake. Please sit down. your mission has started. This is how a real agent gets missions in the field.

Chuck

Boy, You surprising them in the kitchen. That must require alot of travel.

Chuck

Well, ah I guess that makes two changed men.

Casey

What, You?

Chuck

Ya.. Buddy I just passed my first solo spy test last night. This is it, I'm going to the show. I really wanted to tell you before hand, I'm sorry that I didn't , but you know top secret, you understand.

Casey

You took your test last night? And you Passed?

Chuck

Oh yeah. With flying colors man... And we I think we both know I have you to thank for that. I..I wanted to give you a little something.

Casey

Ah.

Chuck

I don't think they are going to miss it down in Castle. Do you?

Casey

You know that giving away a government issued firearm is a felony, don't you? But It's a thoughtful felony.

Chuck

Honestly, everything is coming up roses right now, I've passed my test..Ah you are joining the world of human beings. I'm proud of you! Kudo's for that. And Sarah has invited me for dinner tonight, alone at Union Station. so

Casey

You sure you're completed your test?

Chuck

Yeah. Like I said, I've passed. Celebration time now.

Casey

Ok. You just be careful out there. Ready for anything.

Chuck

A good spy always is right!