Chuck Bartowski quotes from Chuck

Chuck

What does all this mean? Casey. I mean technically I failed my test.

Casey

You need to understand that for Walker, Shaw and Beckmann, you passed the test. To them, you killed Perry, doing exactly what you were trained to do.

Chuck

Yeah but I didn't do it. You did.

Casey

Chuck, I'm a civilian. Which means technically under the law what happen tonight was murder. No-one can know the truth about that ever. Not even Sarah, She would be implicated too.

Chuck

All that means I'm not a real spy. I don't know who I am, don't know what I am?

Casey

I can't answer that one for you Chuck.

Chuck

Hey.. Why did you do it?

Casey

Because you weren't going to. You're not a killer Chuck.

Chuck

Thanks.

Chuck

Look I don't want to pester you, Sarah uh, or become some nuisance that you can't avoid. I've seen Morgan go down that road far too many times to count. And since I've already given the fancy, eloquent version of this speech before, right now I'm just gonna be blunt and honest. I love you. One more time because it feels really nice to say, I love you. I feel like I've been bottling this up forever. I love you.

Sarah

Chuck, you don't have....

Chuck

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm getting out of hand, but look, you were right in Prague. You and I, we're perfect for each other. I want to spend the rest of my life with you.

Chuck

She said she couldn't be with someone who didn't believe in her. I believed in her. I just didn't believe in me.

Morgan

Dude, you are misquoting the line! And you are ruining Pretty in Pink for me!

Chuck

But earlier on in my... drunken haze... I realized I hadn't asked you a question. A really important question that I'd like to ask you now if that's okay. Just once for the record... Sarah, do you love me?

Chuck

Wow. I'm, uh, in my underwear. I'm sitting in my underwear holding a plastic guitar. There's a very good chance I'm making a complete fool of myself, isn't there?

Sarah

Yes.

Chuck

I should probably put some pants on.

Sarah

No, Chuck... Yes.

Chuck

What?... Uh, what?

Sarah

Chuck, I fell for you a long long time ago. After you fixed my phone, and before you started defusing bombs with computer viruses. So, yes. [chuckles] Yes.

Chuck

Wait, Wait, What about my Red Test?

Sarah

Casey told me. He told me that he killed the mole because you couldn't do it. And it was the best news I've ever heard. It means you haven't changed. You're still Chuck... you're still my Chuck.

Chuck

It's another in Paris, Sarah and Shaw, and Shaw, this time for real, he's working for the ring. And I know, I know you can't help me anymore, I know all that, but Sarah is gonna die without us. I can't do this on my own.

Casey

But I can't help you anymore. I'm not a spy.

Chuck

You are a spy. you're the ultimate spy.

Morgan

Was....Chuck was, but the man been Buy More'd. That right. You've deluded yourself into thinking Buy More is your life. Wake up John, OK? Because we need you to get on this plane, Chuck needs you to get on this plane. If not, that's cool. You know, find yourself on Friday night with Jeff and Lester's crew hanging out in Woodland Hills. I know this because I was that guy. But Chuck and Sarah and you, Casey, you showed me I could be so much more. I was meant for something, to be a spy. What about you? What do you have left in the tank? What do you want to be when you grow....[Casey grabs Morgan]

Casey

Morgan go to my closet and get me my suit. The black one.

Chuck

I can't hit a girl!

Sarah

I can!

You're part in this little impromptu mission is over. I'll arrange for Arnoldo to be picked up by a different Interpol team. Try not to physically assault them.

Chuck

General just so you know, we didn't hit them, or assault them in any way. There was no physical altercation, we just dosed them with pharmaceutical grade narcotics.

Agent Bartowski.

Chuck

You're right that's not making it better.

Sarah

How's she taking it?

Chuck

Really good I think, yeah.

Oh God, it's us 30 years ago.

Chuck

Look, Sarah. It's us in 30 years!

Chuck

No guns, no flash. Honey, darling, you mind telling me what you've done with our small cashe of weapons?

Sarah

I got rid of them, sweetheart.

Chuck

You actually listened to me?

Sarah

I can't quite believe it myself!

Chuck

Where's the gun you had at the hotel?

Sarah

I left them in the car.

Chuck

Why would you do that?!

Sarah

Because you told me to!

Chuck

God, I can't believe this is happening.

It's happening, Chuck. Disturbing as it may be, you're currently a patient in a psychiatric institution. Best come to terms with that sooner than later.

Chuck

Wow. You really know how to make a guy feel better about his situation, Doc.

Sarah

I love you. It shouldn't have taken me this long to say it but I've never felt this way. Before you the only future I could think about was my next mission. Now all I can think about is a future with you. I love you, Chuck.

Chuck

[relieved] I love you too.

Stephen

I knew it! You downloaded the Intersect 2.0.

Chuck

You threw a knife at my face!

Stephen

Why would you do that, after I worked so hard to get the first one out?

Chuck

Dad! Knife! Face! What if you were wrong?

Stephen

I'm never wrong.

Stephen

[after the fight, about Sarah's skills] Does she have the Intersect, too?

Chuck

No, Dad. That's all her.

Chuck

I don't need a watch to beat you, Shaw. Come on, aren't you a little curious? I know I am. Don't you wanna know how your intersect stacks up against mine?

Shaw

You're right, Chuck. The fight will be incredible. We're totally equal now. Nothing separates us...Though, there's one thing that is different. You can't function when your emotions have been compromised.

Chuck

Don't worry about that. I've never been more calm.

Shaw

Really? How are you feeling now? [takes out his gun and fatally shoots Stephen]

Shaw

No Gun. Very brave, Chuck. So what's happening?

Chuck

You're under arrest.

Shaw

No, what are you doing here? What's your plan?

Chuck

I'm sorry. Are you asking me to make the classic villain mistake of explaining my dastardly plot to you? You know what? I'd love to. I confess we had no idea who the Elders were or how to I.D. them so we let you do that for us, when you warned them to leave the theater. So on the behalf of the NSA and CIA and of course your local Buy More, I'd just like to say thanks a lot.