[in a Scottish accent; stopping Gorgonzola from being poisoned] Don't eat that nurple!
Why, old man?
Because...Because, it is calling out to me. I need that exact nurple.
Uhhh...
Here, here, I'll give you 10 dollops.
100 dollops!
What is it with you kids? I'll give 20.
200 dollops!
50.
300 dollops.
Oh, my golly! 75.
350!
80!
360!
85!
800,000!
[to Chowder in his normal voice] Stay out of this! [back to his Scottish accent] 85!
400 dollops.
4 hun?! Okay, fine! 400 dollops! Now, give me that nurple! [leaves]
I think I might need another nurple. Here's 5 dollops.
10 dollops.
600 dollops!
Oh, I am so tempted to let you eat that nurple!
[Gorgonzola is sitting on a sack of money with Mung holding all the burple nurples]
Thank you, come again!
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