Puppet Chowder quotes from Chowder

[tearing up] W-W-W-Why won't you trust me as a chef, Mung?! [the bell dings] Nurples are done!

I've never been to the bank. Do they have snacks there?

Help! Mung Daal, I'm inside the tree!

Hey, Truffles, I'm sorry about earlier. So can I have an egg now? [the strong wind blows the colors off Truffles' body, leaving only the outlines] Uh-oh. [runs up back to his room again, screaming as Truffles flies after him; later, he's chained up to his bed] I guess I should go to sleep now, huh?

Finally! [stuffs a meviled egg in his mouth and ends up spitting it out] That's disgusting!

[devastated] LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE! ALL THIS WONDERFUL FOOD GONE TO WASTE! [starts sobbing]

Bacon?! [opens his mouth and the mama bird feeds him her barf; grossed out] That's NOT bacon!

Shnitzel, what color is the universe? What if the sky smelled like fish? Who designed our brains? What comes after the letter "Z"? Do you believe in alternate dimensions? Do you believe in ghosts? Do you believe in alternate ghosts? Shnitzel, how much more could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Shnitzel, what makes you cry?

[to Gorgonzola; irritated] I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOU PICKING ON ME! I AM A LIVING BEING! A LIVING BEING!!!

[to Panini] I'M NOT YOUR FUTURE HUSBAND! As President, I will BAN YOU!

Heh...sorry. [gasps] I can talk again! My tummy must've digested the peppers. I can cook again! [rumbling] Oh, wait, it feels like I'm gonna... [explosive flatulence]

Hey, what's this impossibly random poster that I see?

[gasps] IT'S YOU AS A KID! You were so green! So...greeeeen... [starts running towards Young Mung frantically] Hiiii. I'm Chooooowder. I know you in the fuuuuutuuure! Fuuuutuure! [Mung pulls Chowder away] FUTURE!

Kimchi, I've gotta find a way to break my teeth. [Kimchi pulls out a hammer] A hammer? this'll work great! [hammers a picture which says "HANG IN THERE BABY"] Hmm. I wonder if I'll find a way to break my teeth.

More teeth?