[Chowder and Gorgonzola wash up on shore after Chowder saved him from drowning]
[coughing] Chowder, you...you...you saved my life.
Come back to me, Gorgonzola. Come back to me. You've got so much to live for.
I just said, "you saved my life."
I feel like we were just starting to become friends. And now...now you are gone forever!
[springs off from Chowder's arms; annoyed] I'M NOT DEAD!
Gorgonzola! You're alive! Oh, thank goodness! I was starting to fall into this really dark depression. I mean, we've lost every event, Mung's disappointed in me, and then, I nearly drowned my new best friend!
Well, while I DO have to draw the line at the word "friend," you DID, technically, just save my life.
I did?
Yeah, so I guess you're not a total waste.
I guess you're not a solid waste, either.
[to himself; annoyed] I'm gonna kill him.
It breaks my heart to see you in so much pain. Would it help to talk about it?
I don't need your help!
Stilton's hard on you, huh?
Stop it!
That's just the pain talking.
I'm fine!
Does he blow his burps at you?
[bursts into tears; crying emotionally] I try so hard!
I know you do. But the truth is, you can't help being the dirty ragamuffin you are, any more than I can help being the loveable dumpling I am. But quite frankly, if that's not good enough for Mung, and Stilton, then, well, sir, that's just not right! [slurps some of Gorgonzola's tears]
That's it! We need to go back and reclaim our dignity.
Is that a new flavor of thrice cream?
[to himself; annoyed] So gonna kill him… really.
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