[puts on a knight's helmet] PLEASE, DON'T KILL ME, PANINI!
I...I... [breaks down, crying] I JUST WANTED TO BE CLOSE TO YOU, CHOWDER! I just wanted to pass laws that would legally make you my property! And instead, you listened to Gorgonzola and ruin EVERYTHING! [sobbing] WHY?! [slams her head on the podium] WHY?! WHY?!
Oh, my gosh, Panini! Are you okay?!
[angrily through her teeth] Yes, Ceviche, I'm fine. Now go away so I can finish my moment. [Ceviche leaves; resumes sobbing] WHY?!
Don't cry. I wasn't listening to Gorgonzola. I was just hanging around with him because he was giving me food. He's my friend.
He's not your friend. He's like a villain or something.
[dressed as the Phantom of the Opera] Heeey, Mr. President.
[screams] A VILLAIN!!!
[appears] A villain, you say?!
You'll never take me alive, copper! [runs off, leaving Officer Sloppy Joe to follow pursuit]
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