WHOA, THAT WAS Close!
You said it. Now let's skedaddle before those hounds-
[gasps] R-Radda!!
Shnitzel, what are you talking about?
Rad-da!
What? What do want me to look at? [gasps] Ew! It's Endive! Oh, my lord! Oh, what is she-
Mung. What, what, who, who, why?! It's like some horrible accident! I can't look away!
Oh, if only I had a camera!
Radda, radda.
Thanks, Shnitzel. Good thing you carry this high-powered camera everywhere you go.
[Camera shutter clicking]
[gasps] No! [growling]
Hey, guys, I wonder what Endive will say when she finds out we captured her dirty secret on film?
[Miss Endive hovers over Mung in anger]
[in fear] Humina, humina, humina, humina, humina, humina.
What, take more pictures? Shnitzel, this zoom lens is great!
[growling] MUNG! [breathing heavily; Mung chuckles nervously] Give me that camera!
We'll give you this camera if you let us in your pool.
Never! Give me that camera!
Woman, you will let us take a dip in your pool, or we'll show these pictures to everybody.
You wouldn't dare.
Try me.
No, forget it! I-I-I'm calling your bluff!
[sighs] I didn't want to have to do it this way, Endive. I really didn't. [beat] Everyone, to the farmers' market!
What?! [gasps] No! No! No! No! No! No! [gasps] My reputation will be ruined! Aah! Get back here! No! No! No! No! No! No! What?
Blah, blah, Endive, blah, blah, blah! Check it out!
Mm-hmm. And what are we looking at? Mama, no! [gags; vomits] I'm all right. I'm not all right! [vomits violently] That's Miss Endive, she's disgusting! And that picture of her is gross too. Bada bing, I've got a million of 'em!
[Miss Endive breathes heavily]
Well, hello, Endive.
How could you show that?! Give it to me!
Unh-unh-unh-unh, I told you - I'll let you have it when you allow us into your pool.
I will never allow grubby cretins like you to frolic in my pool! Never!
Well, you leave me no choice. [later seen; showing pictures to the citizens] Endive pictures! Embarrassing Endive pictures! Get your Endive pictures right here! See what everyone is talking about!
Okay, fine! I will allow you to use my pool just this once. But I ever want those pictures seen by anyone ever again!
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