Puppet Chowder quotes from Chowder

[finds a shmenny on the kitchen floor] Hey, a shmenny! [picks it up] Must be my lucky day!

For match of luggage. And out for incesticide!

Wow, Shnitzel. We're in Tofu Town! It's the most Asian-themed district in Marzipan City!

There it is, Shnitzel, the hideout of the Teriyaki Triads. Gyoza said Shaba Shabu's inside, trapped in his cookie prison.

This...is bo-o-o-o-ring! This is boring! You're boring, your life is boring, and this episode is boring!

[weakly] Sugar...wearing off. So...tired. Must...go home...to die. [Shniztel feeds him soda] Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

Gazpacho

How long have you two lovebirds been going steady?

Panini

I'm Chowder's girlfriend! And Chowder's my boyfriend! And we're totally gonna be there forever and ever! And now, we're holding hands!

[to Kimchi] I don't wanna be a boyfriend! Boyfriends have to do all kinds of weird stuff; like write poetry and hold hands and hold hands, and be together forever! Forever's a long time!

Panini

Oh, hi, Chowder.

I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND! Hey, are those cookies?

Panini

I made them for you.

[eats a cookie] Thanks.

Panini

No problem. That's what girlfriends do.

[upon leaving Miss Endive's] Girlfriends, huh? [realizes] Aw, man!

Mung

Woman, I need all the cash we got right now! Don't ask questions!

I have ONE...

Mung

Yes, it's Chowder-related.

[hands Mung some money] Fine.

Gorgonzola

[approaches Chowder's food stand while walking by; first lines] What is this? A childish child-sized food stand?

Oh, hey, Gorgonzola. I'm selling Burple Nurples that I made myself, like a real chef.

Gorgonzola

What? You think you're better than me?

Listen, I have a lot of customers waiting. [zoom out, showing the streets completely deserted]

Gorgonzola

Let them wait.

Mung

[in a Scottish accent; stopping Gorgonzola from being poisoned] Don't eat that nurple!

Gorgonzola

Why, old man?

Mung

Because...Because, it is calling out to me. I need that exact nurple.

Gorgonzola

Uhhh...

Mung

Here, here, I'll give you 10 dollops.

Gorgonzola

100 dollops!

Mung

What is it with you kids? I'll give 20.

Gorgonzola

200 dollops!

Mung

50.

Gorgonzola

300 dollops.

Mung

Oh, my golly! 75.

Gorgonzola

350!

Mung

80!

Gorgonzola

360!

Mung

85!

800,000!

Mung

[to Chowder in his normal voice] Stay out of this! [back to his Scottish accent] 85!

Gorgonzola

400 dollops.

Mung

4 hun?! Okay, fine! 400 dollops! Now, give me that nurple! [leaves]

Gorgonzola

I think I might need another nurple. Here's 5 dollops.

Mung

10 dollops.

Gorgonzola

600 dollops!

Mung

Oh, I am so tempted to let you eat that nurple!

Thank you, come again!

[seeing the interior as they enter] Whoa! It smells like floor wax in here.

[to Chowder; sternly] Radda radda radda. (translation: "Don't touch anything.")

Okay, okay. I won't touch anything. [floats with his feet not touching the floor]

Radda radda radda?

Well, I can't follow you, 'cause then I'd be touching the floor, and you said-

Radda, radda radda radda.

So I can touch the floor? You need to make up your mind.

[seeing Chowder covered with gum] Good gravy, what's gotten into you and ONTO you?

I swallowed a whole bunch of grubble gum!

[alarmed] Oh, sweet peas. Please tell me you shared with Truffles!

[remorseful] No.

[freaking out] Why?! Why didn't you share?!

I ate it all by accident!

[trying to calm down] Chowder, I may be an old man but I don't want to die today! We gotta get rid of this gum before Truffles sees it!

Radda radda radda radda?

No, we can't chuck him in the furnace.

[shocked as Chowder got shrunk] Sweet grapes of wrath! Chowder!

Hey, Mung Daal, I can see up your nose! You got boogers! [inside the Cinnamini Tree is a Cinnamini Monster who lives in it; screams in terror as the Cinnamini Monster grabs him and takes him inside the tree]

Chowder?! A Cinnamini Monster?

[getting pepper sprayed; screams painfully] PEPPER SPRAY!!

Pepper spray? That sounds delicious! [also gets pepper sprayed; painfully] AAH! I was wrong! I was horribly wrong!

Serves you both right. [also gets pepper sprayed; painfully] AAH! AAH! Ow! What did you do that, lady?!

[shocked in horror by his kitchen being destroyed after he and Chowder return] My kitchen! My beautiful kitchen, what happened?!

[as Officers Po-Boy and Cheesesteak grab both her arms] WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME!!! [gets thrown into the police van]

Chowder, what does your gut say about this?

My gut says that Shnitzel has a lot of cleaning up to do.

He sure does. Wanna go eat some cake?

Yes, please!