Puppet Chowder quotes from Chowder

I just had a dream that you were a great big, delicious sandwich, but you didn't have any cheese on you. Why didn't you have any cheese, Mung?

That's a question for another time, my boy.

Shnitzel was in my dream, too, except he was a big cup of cloffee with cream and sugar.

Well, that makes sense.

And then I realized, I become a big carrot!

What happened next?

[as a big carrot] I don't know, you tell me.

[wakes up, startled] Oh, what? What? Huh?

You were sleeping, Mung. Sheesh.

You don't know what you're missin'...

If you aren't in the kitchen.

[hits Chowder on the head with a frying pan] HANDS OFF! The ladies will be here any minute to play Mahjongg.

But I didn't get to taste yet.

Ah, ah, ah. These foods are for the ladies only. Are you a lady?

If I say "yes," can I have one?

[hits Chowder on the head with the frying pan again] You already had dinner! I need both of you out of the kitchen, NOW! [the door opens and the ladies enter] Oh, the ladies!

Oh, so adorable! I could just eat you up! [Chowder blushes, but is moved out of the way] Out of the way, Chowder! I've been waiting all week for these meviled eggs! [scarfs the eggs]

Save some for the rest of us, Empanada.

You eat it all again, and I'm gonna kill you.

Rats. I guess those weren't meviled eggs, huh? Hey, I bet if I go down and apologize, Truffles will reward me for being so professional.

Now that's some good thinking, Chowder.

[unknowingly notices his doorway blocked up by Truffles] Weird. Someone accidentally blocked up my door. Hmm.

[from below] Hey, kid! What the heck are you doing up there?

I'm going to apologize so Truffles will give me meviled eggs!

Oh. Well, good luck with that.

[disgusted as Kimchi hangs with him] Ughhh! Radda radda radda.

Aw, Shnitzel, that's just Kimchi's way of saying he likes you. Wanna see Kimchi's way of saying he needs to go to the bathroom?

Chowder, is the cobbler okay?

Yes, but I'm leaving it with Kimchi.

What?!

I think they're in love!

Chowder, I understand being in love with a cobbler more than anyone, but we’ve got a customer who expects the dish to be love-free!

But the dish makes him happy!

Well, Kimchi, being a ladies' man myself, I have to say; it is better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.

What does that mean?

It means love stinks.

Gazpacho

Hey! Don't write there!

Why not? [realizes his mistake] Oh. [he tries scribbling it out] There we go. [realizing he has only made it worse] Oh no!

Gazpacho

Stop! I can fix it! [camera zooms too far out] Not from there, get closer! [camera zooms back in] Closer. [camera zooms in once again] Okay. [he sprays on Chowder's handwriting and wipes it off] There.

[points to the 2004-2010 Cartoon Network screen bug] What about that one?

Gazpacho

[taps on the bug] Yeah, that one doesn't come off. I tried.

Come on, everyone! Let's get out of here!

Miss Endive

[angrily] MUNG DAAL! YOU'RE A HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE, CHEF!

Panini

Bye, Chowder,

[angrily] I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!

Gazpacho

[still got hit by a fruit] Still dying! [gasps] Mother's gonna kill me for this! Mother's gonna kill me!

[to Miss Endive] Listen up, woman, that Mood Fruit is MINE!

Miss Endive

As usual, nothing but crazy talk from your lips.

I'll tell you what's crazy… this rump of yours, that's what's crazy! Now will you kindly move it out of my way?

Miss Endive

I'd be happy to oblige, Mr. Daal. [shoves Mung aside with her rump] Whoops!

[spins around and falls in a hole; calling out to Chowder] Chowder, kick it enough high gear!

High gear, comin' up!

Panini

Num-nums! Are you… [rubs Chowder on the cheek; smitten] okay?

Please don't touch me.

Miss Endive

You know, [puts the Mood Fruit on around her neck] I love the way these exotic mood fruits change color according to one's mood. [the Mood Fruit colors change to brown, representing her happiness]

[whispering] They're due to brown.

Shh.

Panini

I think they look lovely on you, Miss Endive.

Miss Endive

Yes. Yes, they do. And do you know what would look lovely on these two? Grease!

Grease?

Miss Endive

Grease!

I don't know how that woman thinks we're gonna get all this cold grease cleaned up when she keeps… [Endive pours more grease on them] POURING MORE ON OUR HEADS!

This ain't gonna be fun.

Miss Endive

[Mood Fruit colors change to red, representing her anger; turns to Mung, viciously] You! You can try your little tricks, you can play your little childish games, but rest assured, I will break you! [Mood Fruit colors change again to black, representing her fury; later, she drags Mung and Chowder to a cell door below her kitchen]

Woman, I will NEVER say you're better than me!

Never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never!

Miss Endive

Panini, unlock the cell.

Panini

Yes, ma'am. [unlocks the cell door]

We Made it! And the water's perfect.

[sighs] Oh, yeah.

Mung

What did I tell you last night.

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah-

Mung

No! I told you "No midnight snacking." But you snacked anyway.

No I didn't.

Cause there's ALWAYS food on my face.

Mung

...True.

What just happened?!

[pokes Shnitzel's hand] You're all squishy. Like a big marshmallow! [bites Shnitzel's hand, causing Shnitzel to scream in pain] Geh! You do not TASTE like a marshmallow.

Radda, radda. [touches his hand]

Shnitzel, have you gone soft?!

[panicking] Radda. Radda radda radda! Ra-raddaradda radda!