“Ghost Of A Chance” quotes from Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers

Fat Cat

Now, which way to the Crown Jewels?

But, boss, why don't we just go to the museum like everyone else?

Yeah! Why do we need a secret map to find the Crown Jewels?

Fat Cat

We're using a secret map because I know a little secret about the jewels.

A secret? Oh, goody! What is it?

Fat Cat

If I told you, it WOULDN'T BE A SECRET, NOW WOULD IT?!

Chip

What is it, Zipper? What did you see? [Zipper inflates himself]

Dale

A beach ball? [Zipper flails angrily around]

Monty

A baseball with claws. [Zipper meows]

Gadget

Fat Cat!

Gadget

Now, Monty, you don't really believe in ghosts. Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Colby, sir. I didn't mean to include you.

It's quite all right, my dear. I haven't believed in myself for a long time either.