Do you see him? Do you see him?
MMole
[Keeping watch in the wrong direction] Nuh-uh! This fog is as thick as a drink.
Unfortunately, Mole, so are you. This way, you feeble-sighted dolt!
Strike me starkers 'til I'm blue in the morning! I'm rich!
And now I know what I want. I want CHEESE!
GGenie
It shall be done.
No wait-wait-wait-wait! I mean, LOTS of CHEESE!
GGenie
Well, of course.
I mean, a GREAT HEAPING BONDER PILE of CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!
GGenie
Is that all? Granted.
Golly! It's gonna take a lot of crackers to get through this.
You know, I always thought I could never get enough of cheese. And I HAVEN'T!
Now, pally, I said not to touch me lamp until I'M done with it.
Have it your way, Mr. Monterey Jack! Maybe your next wish oughta be for some new friends!
Just think. A magic lamp could give you gold, silver...
WWart
...diamonds, rubies! The possibilities are endless! What would you wish for, Mole, if you could have anything in the whole world?
MMole
A candy bar?
Thank goodness I'm here to rescue it from you pea-brained small-timed thinkers and your puny little wishes.
MMole
But it was going to be an extra-large candy bar.
[Sigh] I bet mind readers only charge you half-price.
Come to me, genie. We have history to make!
[When he finds out Monty is a genie] NO! It can't be! A Rescue Ranger! I've been tricked! Thwarted! Bamboozled! I wish I had something to flatten you!
Granted. [Anvil beans Fat Cat on the head]
Slave! I wish the Rescue Rangers... were turned to dust!
[Chip, Dale, Gadget and Zipper gasp.]
No! I can't help myself... I... granted. I can't look!
[Nothing happens.]
...Are we dust yet?
WHAT?! WHAT WENT WRONG?!
[laughs] Sorry, Fat Cat! You're out of wishes! Only three to a customer! [disappears into the lamp]
[shaking the lamp] COME OUT OF THERE SO I CAN THROTTLE YOU!
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