Fat Cat
Now, which way to the Crown Jewels?
Wart
But, boss, why don't we just go to the museum like everyone else?
Mepps
Yeah! Why do we need a secret map to find the Crown Jewels?
Fat Cat
We're using a secret map because I know a little secret about the jewels.
Mole
A secret? Oh, goody! What is it?
Fat Cat
If I told you, it WOULDN'T BE A SECRET, NOW WOULD IT?!
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