Gadget quotes from Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers

Gadget

Gosh, Chip! You're practically pacifist perfect.

Chip

Thanks, Gadget... I think.

Gadget

Monterey, being a Rescue Ranger is more than just exciting, harrowing narrow escapes and outrageous fights to the bitter end!

Monty

Since when?

Gadget

Patience, patience, everyone. The baby's probably going through his terrible twos.

Monty

I vote we keep the brat from ever reaching three!

Gadget

We've got to stop him and those other crooks without resorting to fisticuffs.

Monty

Give us a break, luv! Gandhi would want to take a swing at this kid.

Gadget

Well, I say we kindly go back to that house, gently go inside... then drag that baby out by his dirty rotten diapers!

[gasp] Gadget!

Gadget

[yells; angry] I've had it! No more wimping out! Let's shake that baby till he rattles!

Chip

Wait, I've got a better plan. Let's expose that phony adoption agency to the police. Monty, get the Ranger Wing ready. Zipper, Dale, get some strong twine.

Dale

To tie up the baby?

Chip

[whispering] No! To tie down Gadget. I think she's blown a gasket.

Gadget

Grrrr!

Chip

[dazed] Enough Mr. Nice Guy. I say we do it Gadget's way.

Monty

What do you suggest, Gadget luv?

Gadget

TRASH THE BRAT!

Gadget

Did you hear that?

Chip

It came from over there.

Monty

Sounds like Alfred Hitchcock is making a movie over there.

Gadget

C'mon, Monty! We have to save Midge.

Monty

B-b-but, Gadget, look at the size of those cats!

Gadget

[Pointing to the caged birds] Look at the size of those eyes!

Monty

Brilliant plan for the boys to keep those felines busy while we free the birds.

Gadget

I sure hope it was a plan, Monty.

Chip

You really goofed up this time, Dale! Sometimes I think the Rescue Rangers would be better off without you.

Dale

Hey, it wasn't my fault! Tell him, Gadget.

Gadget

Well, if you believe in the ethereal theory that everything happens for a reason, then it wasn't your fault. Technically, however, you're a goof-up.

Gadget

[running from Dale] I think we lost him... what's wrong with him?

The question is, what is wrong with society? He is but a microcosm in this lonely universe...

Chip

Why doesn't Dale aim at him?

Gadget

Relax, it's practically foolproof.

Chip

Yeah, but is it Dale-proof?

Gadget

I still haven't figured out how you've been sinking those ships but I should have known you were the ones doing it, even though there was no way to know, you know.

Fat Cat

As soon as I figure out what you just said, I shall congratulate you on your brilliant deductive abilities.

Dale

It sure is a lot of work getting ready for Monterey Jack's birthday party but one thing makes it all worth it.

Gadget

You mean knowing you've made Monty's birthday a special occasion?

Dale

No, eating the cake.

Here's Cheeser when he was just a titmouse.

Gadget

Aw, he sure was cute.

Dale

Yeah! What happened?