[First lines]
Boy, what a case!
We sure whooped those bad guys!
Too right we did! And nothing like having the bodily injuries to prove it.
How can you say that, Monty?
Easy. Me mouth is the only thing that doesn't hurt.
Kinder and gentler Rangers, away!
Gosh, Chip! You're practically pacifist perfect.
Thanks, Gadget... I think.
Looks like we're chipmunks roasting on an open fire.
Monterey, being a Rescue Ranger is more than just exciting, harrowing narrow escapes and outrageous fights to the bitter end!
Since when?
Patience, patience, everyone. The baby's probably going through his terrible twos.
I vote we keep the brat from ever reaching three!
[When they find out the baby is a thug]
We've got to stop him and those other crooks without resorting to fisticuffs.
Give us a break, luv! Gandhi would want to take a swing at this kid.
Well, I say we kindly go back to that house, gently go inside... then drag that baby out by his dirty rotten diapers!
CDChip and Dale
[gasp] Gadget!
[yells; angry] I've had it! No more wimping out! Let's shake that baby till he rattles!
Wait, I've got a better plan. Let's expose that phony adoption agency to the police. Monty, get the Ranger Wing ready. Zipper, Dale, get some strong twine.
To tie up the baby?
[whispering] No! To tie down Gadget. I think she's blown a gasket.
Grrrr!
[dazed] Enough Mr. Nice Guy. I say we do it Gadget's way.
What do you suggest, Gadget luv?
TRASH THE BRAT!
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