Gadget quotes from Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers

Gadget

Nimnul must have a systems governor on the energy accumulator.

Monty

Uh... What's that mean, Gadget luv, in plain English?

Gadget

Simply put, if too much voltage is stored up too fast, there could be a chance of meltdown.

Dale

Meltdown! Hooray! Let's hear it for meltdown!

Gadget

Er... Dale, meltdown means we could be blown to smithereens.

Dale

Meltdown! Boo! We hate meltdown!

Gadget

Rangers, I have an announcement. There's good news and there's bad news. The good news is we've reached the first stage of meltdown so we can stop running.

Monty

And what's the bad news, Gadget luv?

Gadget

We won't have time to get out with our lives.

Gadget

Last stop: Cat Alley.

Monty

Did you have to say "last", Gadget?

Gadget

I have an idea. It's risky but it just might work. Guys, I need some double-weight, hot-pressed, fluid graphic-

Monty

Yeah, right! I never leave home with out it.

Gadget

It's a battery-operated turbo-charged Dustbuster with reversed polarity, rack and pinion steering and hyperfoil fenders.

Dale

What does that mean?

Monty

It means it's fun to ride, so get on.

Dale

How do I look?

Gadget

Kinda dashing.

Monty

Kinda red.

Chip

Kinda stupid.

Dale

Hey, guys! I can lead you! I'll just follow in the footsteps of a real hero!

Gadget

Chip?

Dale

No! The Red Badger!

Monty

I'd rather follow a hero sandwich.

Why don't you toss these losers overboard for a real winner? You could be my first mate.

Gadget

How'd you like a swift kick in the poop deck?

Gadget

So that's my plan for getting past Zipper and into the kitchen, guys. Whaddya think?

Dale

Stupendous! Brilliant! Incredible!

Chip

Don't you think blowing up the whole door is a bit much?

Gadget

Smoke signals! And they're from Monty!

Chip

How can you tell, Gadget?

Gadget

They have an Australian accent.

Dale

Where's the free toy car? I've been robbed!

Gadget

You know what they say: "There's no such thing as a free lunch".

Dale

This is breakfast!

Gadget

You wouldn't want to miss an adventure.

Monty

I'd rather miss this adventure than miss my next birthday.

Gadget

Are you sure you're all right, Monty? You look pale.

Monty

[Stammering] Must be a touch of Hong Kong flu. [Sees a cat sign and skedaddles in fright]

Gadget

Actually, it's more like the galloping influenza.

Gadget

Why would a fly stay out all night?

Dale

You suppose there was another garbage strike?

Chip

We've just turned into the Rescue Mutants!

Monty

[In Chip's body] Look at me! I'm nothing but fur and bones.

Chip

[In Monty's body] Why do I have this sudden urge for cheese cake?

Gadget

[In Dale's body] It's kinda breezy in here, isn't it? [Makes a skirt out of a toothpaste cap]

Dale

[With Gadget's body] Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear! I always wanted to get close to Gadget. But not this close!

Gadget

Keep the hands off the body!

Dale

Sorry.