A character in Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers
Voiced by Tress MacNeille
Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers · 522 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers: in 136 of its 522 quotes
Most scenes with: Monty (72), Chip (64), Dale (50)
[Crabs from the beach ask the Rangers for help finding their missing shells]
GadgetI'm sure that if we can find their missing shells they'd be much less crabby. I mean, still crabs, but not so crab-like. Well, wait! Still crab-like, since they are crabs, after all...
Gadget luv, drop it.
[Later, when they get the shells back]
GadgetSee, I told you they'd be less crabby once they got their homes back. Back on their backs, I mean. I mean, they're still crabs and everything. What I'm trying to say is...
Gadget luv, that's getting on my nerves.
GadgetLook, Monty!
A real treat!
Your favorite: Jack cheese!
No thanks, mate. I'm not real hungry.
[GASP!]
You have to get us up there, Gadget!
GadgetGreat! I can try out the new ejection seats.
Ejection seats...? [all three of them are launched airborne]
From now on, I'm not gonna let anything or anyone turn my head around. [Gets a cheese attack]
What's with him?
GadgetThe flight out must be serving macaroni and-
-chee-eee-eee-eeese!
[Dale opens the door and sees Gadget in a beautiful disguise. He gasps]
GadgetPlease, help me!
[gulps]
GadgetMy cousin Gadget said that if I ever need help I could count on the Rescue Rangers.
Right. They'll be back any minute now.
GadgetBut there is no time to wait! This microfilm must be delivered immediately. [gives the microfilm to Dale] You'll need this map to find my contact. [gives the map to Dale] You must be careful - enemy agents are everywhere. My contact will know you by the password: "Seven shy spies stole the shyster's secrets." I know you won't let me down, super spy. [gives him a kiss] Good luck. Remember the password. [leaves]
[dazed] Right. "Seven spy chides see the sky luck's egrets". Got it!
Nice idea, Gadget luv.
GadgetThanks, Monty! Which one?
The one you're going to come up with next.
Oh, yoo hoo! Yoo hoo!
GadgetOh! Hello! Um, is it OK that I'm here? I mean, I'm not trespassing or anything?
No, Honey, I'd say you were in exactly in the right place! [she uses her hypnosis technique with her eyes] By the way, my name's Lahwhinie.
GadgetMine's Gadget. You know... You remind me of someone...
What an intriguing name! Gadget! [she uses her hypnosis technique with her eyes again] Just like those gadgets on your feet!
GadgetMy feet! I mean... Gosh! I'm sinking!
I bet you'd have all kinds of gadgets to get across this lobster tank! That is assuming you wanted to get across!
GadgetThat's the trouble, I can never decide on just one!
[she uses her hypnosis technique with her eyes again and again] But that's fabulous!
GadgetReally? My friends don't always think it's so wonderful.
You've already figured out how to get across the lobster tank! [she uses her hypnosis technique with her eyes again and again and again] And if you had to... say... oh, I don't know... May be walk across a tightrope over coals?
GadgetWell, once I calculated out the center of gravity...
You'd figure out a dozen ways to do it! And I'll bet even an ocean wave wouldn't slow you down!
GadgetOh gosh! There are lots of ways to handle that!
You know... [she uses her hypnosis technique with her eyes twice] You're just the person to help me!
GadgetI am?
I have this little... uh... test I have to run tonight. [she uses her hypnosis technique with her eyes twice again] It's just a tiny survival test... no big deal. And I thought may be you, with all those wonderful ideas, could run the test instead of me!
GadgetSure! Gosh! You look just like me!
[she uses her hypnosis technique with her eyes once] Just like sisters! And I'd do anything for a sister!
GadgetBut... But I don't want to hog all the fun!
Oh, honey! [she uses her hypnosis technique with her eyes twice] You'd be doing me a favor! Swear to Pele! Now, uh... My friends will be here soon...
GadgetOh! But my friends are meeting me here soon for the Luau!
Your friends are my friends, right, honey. [she uses her hypnosis technique with her eyes twice] I'll take care of yours and you let mine take care of you! Good luck with the test! Uh... I mean... have fun!
Do we go to the beach or sightseeing?
GadgetWell, how about if we wear our swimsuits while we go sightseeing? Or we could look at maps while we lie on the beach? ...Or if we sightsee on stilts, we'd be that much closer to the sun.
GadgetGolly, where's Rubber Bando?
He was here just a second ago.
(points to a payphone; squeaks) He's over here!
(knocks on the phone) Hello? Are you in there, Mr. Superhero?
(from inside) Nope, nobody here. (stretches out his arm with a finger pointing) Try the gumball machine down the block.
GadgetHmm. He looks kind of shy. (to Dale) Hi, we were wondering if you would like to join us. We're the Rescue Rangers, a small, but efficient, battalion of do-gooders devoted to helping those in trouble. Would you like to see our news clippings?
(stretches his head out) Go away!
GadgetGolly, he seems kind of rude, too.
GadgetWith this test I'll be able to tell what this brochure is made out of.
Well?
GadgetIt's made out of paper!
That's it?
GadgetWell that, and the fact that it came from Seymour's Travel Agency near the corner of Lankershim and Cahuenga.
Wow, that's some test, Gadget luv!
GadgetWell, actually, the address is stamped right on the bottom of the brochure.
GadgetWe spent all night scrubbing and cleaning and polishing and the kitchen still smells like cheddar.
We should be glad Monterey wasn't making saltwater taffy. We'd have to move out.
If we don't get stuck in the doorway.
Cheeeeeeeeeese.
Cool it, Monty! The cow said there isn't any.
GadgetBut, Dale, if Monty smells cheese there must be some.
And I'll bet where there's cheese, there's Rat Capone. Follow the scent, Monty.
GadgetBut, remember, control yourself.
Don't worry. I'm... [Sniffs] ...in complete control.
GadgetMonty! Slow down!
I'm in control. I'm in control. I'm out of control! I'm out of control!
Terrific. Now he's disappeared, too.
Say, you got spunk.
GadgetThanks.
I hate spunk!
[First lines]
Boy, what a case!
We sure whooped those bad guys!
Too right we did! And nothing like having the bodily injuries to prove it.
GadgetHow can you say that, Monty?
Easy. Me mouth is the only thing that doesn't hurt.
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