RRatatouille
I hate rodents!
LLesueur
You are a rodent, Ratatouille.
RRatatouille
Non, monsieur! I am an artiste!
“Le Purrfect Crime” · Season 2, Episode 41
In this episode: Dale (5), Chip (5), Gadget (3), Maltese de Sade (3), Rat Philosopher (3)
Okay, Rangers, we need a plan!... Unfortunately, I didn't plan on a plan.
Ready! Aim! Champagne!
You really goofed up this time, Dale! Sometimes I think the Rescue Rangers would be better off without you.
Hey, it wasn't my fault! Tell him, Gadget.
Well, if you believe in the ethereal theory that everything happens for a reason, then it wasn't your fault. Technically, however, you're a goof-up.
[Having amnesia] Who am I?
Who are any of us? Zis is ze essential question. To live is to exist and yet, to exist is to live. Yet...
Oy! And I thought I was confused.
RRatatouille
Eat your heart out, Rembrat!
[running from Dale] I think we lost him... what's wrong with him?
The question is, what is wrong with society? He is but a microcosm in this lonely universe...
Why doesn't Dale aim at him?
You know, that guy I saw earlier looked like Dale. He was wearing a headband and... [gasp] It is Dale!
No... I'm your worst nightmare.
Dale, a traitor?! I can't believe that! Not in a million years! [Dale takes a shot at them] Is it 1 million A.D. already?
[In a duel]
En garde!
Touche!
Souffle!
Ole!
Say hey!
Voila! There is the key to my plan diabolique: La Tour Eiffel!
Looks just like the Eiffel tower.
It is the Eiffel tower, souffle brain!
My device! She is smashed flat as a Crepe Suzette! What have you done?
What have any of us done? To exist is to do. To do is to be done. What is the big... [de Sade grabs him and throws him off the tower] to-dooooooooo...?
AAAAAHHH!
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