Gadget quotes from Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers

Gadget

[gasps] It was you guys.

Monty

Crikey, Gadget, look at the peanuts. Bet them pachyderms would quit the rumbling if they got these back.

We wish to make amends. We can help return them.

But it took us a long time to get them all down here.

Gadget

Monterey, we need the fire hose!

Monty

Right!

Chip

There he is now.

Gadget

Welcome home, Zipper.

Monty

We thought you might be down in the dumps, mate.

Dale

Yeah. We didn't mean to say you were too puny. [Chip shushes him]

Monty

[takes out a dish] I whipped up one of me specialities to build up your muscles - melon rind El Monterey! This'll put some meat on your bones.

Chip

I think he looks bigger already.

Gadget

You know? He does look different.

Dale

Uhh, could be the sunglasses?

Chip

There's something strange about those aliens.

Dale

Yeah! That alien sounded awful familiar.

Gadget

And he's wearing a tailfin from a '59 Studebaker.

Gadget

We just weren't a team without you, Zipper.

Dale

We could use somebody just your size.

Zipper

Aw...

Monty

Course, if you was just a wee bit bigger... you could fly us off of here! [laughs]

Gadget

[Examining evidence] Hmmm... The fur's too long for a mouse... Wait! Small soil particles exclusive to a lower strata.

Chip

So what does that mean?

Gadget

I'd say it's mole hair.

Gadget

If we find Fat Cat, I bet that train won't be too far away.

Chip

But why would he steal a toy train set?

Monty

Don't try to figure out Fat Cat, Chip. You'll get a brain cramp.

Monty

[Placing a brick on the ground] Here y'are, pally! This will break your fall. [Gadget glares at him] It was the softest thing I could find.

Gadget

Really, Monterey! We want to break his fall, not his neck. [Zipper crash-lands on the brick]

Monty

Good thing you don't have a neck, pally.

Chip

Gee, Gadget, didn't you put any brakes on this thing?

Gadget

Don't be silly, Chip. Of course I did. But they fell off a few blocks back.

Gadget

Don't worry. The Gyromobile is my best invention yet. Nothing could possibly go wrong. [CRASH!] ... I can fix that.

Dale

What was that?

Gadget

Oh, nothing to worry about.

Chip

What about that?

Gadget

That was something to worry about.

Gadget

Okay, Dale, give me the cartridge. [places the cartridge into Tom] Okay, here goes nothin'. [flips the switch]

[turns on] Hi! Let's be friends.

Monty

Eh, what are your feelings about mice?

I don't know. What are they?

Monty

You're lookin' at one, mate.

Well, I like you, so I guess I like mice.

Hooray!

Chip

Phooey! The instant one of his circuits gets scrambled, he'll be after us again.

No, I won't. Honest. I just wanna be friends. All I want is somebody to take me in, and pet me, and love me like a real cat.

Dale

We can find him a home!

Chip

Who's gonna pet a tin can?

He's right. I won't be a real cat until I have some fur.

Dale

Come on, Tom! We're the Rescue Rangers! We'll find you some fur!

Chip

This is ridiculous!

Gadget

Tom needs our help. Please, Chip!

Chip

Well, I suppose somebody has to keep an eye on him.

Gadget

Every cat should have a home.

Monty

Now, if we could only find a good home for Fat Cat.

Chip

Yeah, like the state pen.

Gadget

One little adjustment and this will run with no problems. [Monty and Zipper duck for cover] What are you doing?

Monty

Sorry, Gadget luv. It's a reflex. Every time I hear the words "No problems", it usually means anything but.

Chip

[Giving a thimble with a flower] I picked this just for you.

Gadget

Thanks, Chip. It's perfect. [Takes the thimble instead] This should keep the prop on.

Gadget

Professor Nimnul is a crook! He programmed you and Buzz to rob banks for him!

[Gasps] Use science for evil purposes? Why, I'll pulverise that robot of his into atomic particles!

Gadget

Hold it, Sparky. We'd better let Chip and Dale handle it. They're the best.

We are? We are!

Gadget

A pet is a big responsibility, Dale.

Monty

Especially when he's bigger than you are.