[Angry at an elephant] I'll pack his trunk nine ways to Pittsburgh!
“An Elephant Never Suspects” · Season 2, Episode 10
In this episode: Monty (4), Chip (3), Gadget (3), Captain Kernel (3), Dale (2)
TLTing-a-Ling
Are you an engineering student too?
I just sort of dabble. Self-taught, mostly.
BBear
Did those Ranger guys catch the crooks?
Hardly. The Rescue guys are the crooks!
HHeebee
What?!
JJeebee
You're kidding.
BBear
I knew you couldn't trust 'em! Where'd they stash the goods?
HHeebee
Yeah! I mean, they couldn't have eat them all.
JJeebee
I don't know. [points to Monty] This one looks like he put away a few.
[pushes Jeebie's finger away] Keep your hairy meathooks off of me!
EElliot
Papa, please! They are my friends!
I'm sorry, son, but those scoundrels were just using you to get our peanuts.
[The Rescue Rangers overhear Elliot and his father arguing]
Listen to that! They've got Elliot believing we're the thieves.
But we didn't do anything.
Those scruggers already got us tried and convicted.
[Zipper squeaks sadly and Dale blows his nose]
[sobbing] Nobody will trust the Rescue Rangers again.
WHAT?!
[Chip smacks him in the face]
Hey! What'd you do that for?
We know we didn't steal the peanuts.
Right.
But do we know who did?
No.
THEN WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?!
AAll
RESCUE RANGERS, AWAY!
[sees Ting-a-Ling and Ting Ming inside the digging machine] It ate the panda kids!
You dummy! It's a machine!
[Gadget and Monty just escape from the angry elephants and land in a pile of peanuts underground. Ting Ming and Ting-a-Ling help them up]
[gasps] It was you guys.
Crikey, Gadget, look at the peanuts. Bet them pachyderms would quit the rumbling if they got these back.
TMTing Ming
We wish to make amends. We can help return them.
TLTing-a-Ling
But it took us a long time to get them all down here.
[Gadget thinks for a minute, then gets an idea]
Monterey, we need the fire hose!
Right!
[Captain Kernel stops stomping when he hears a loud noise under his feet]
Strange. Doesn't sound like a rodent.
[When he places his ear to the ground, a geyser of peanuts shoots out of the ground]
WHOA!
[All over the zoo, the animals rejoice their peanuts have been returned]
Oh, it's all the peanuts. But who could have...?
[A geyser shoots out with Chip and Dale on it]
Rescue Rangers at your service, captain.
[Captain Kernel finally realizes the Rescue Rangers had not stolen their peanuts and hangs his head in shame for accusing them]
BBear
[happily munching his peanuts] I always knew they would solve the case. Hey, they're the Rescue Rangers.
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