Gadget quotes from Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers

Gadget

You know, suddenly the plane seems to handle lighter.

Chip

Monty just jumped out!

Gadget

Oh. That would account for it.

I'm captain of the PU - The Pound Underground. Right, K. Sera?

Sera.

Dedicated to liberating canines throughout the whole world.

Gadget

Golly! How many members are there?

Well, there's me, of course, and then K. Sera.

Sera.

Gadget

And?

And... Hmm. Did I mention me?

Chip

There's only 2 members?! [facepalms]

Chip

Klordane may have mechanical marvels.

Gadget

He does?

Chip

He may have fiendish thingies.

Dale

He does! He does!

Chip

He may even have hundreds of cutthroat bloodthirsty thugs.

Monty

Yup! Them too.

Chip

But we've got something he doesn't have.

Gadget

Enough sense to get out of here?

Chip

Courage and our friendship binding us together! So follow me! We've got a date with a ruby!

Monty

He's bonkers in the conkers, ya know.

Dale

Yeah? But he is my friend.

Monty

Oh, well. You only live twice.

Gadget

Well, that didn't work. But why didn't it work? It should have worked. Nothing I do works. Does that mean that if I did something that shouldn't work, it should work or does that mean I am a failure? Tell me, Chip. I can take it. Am I a failure?

Chip

Um, Gadget, could we talk about this later?

Monty

Right, Gadget, we're almost there! Hit the brakes!

Gadget

Golly! No one said anything about stopping.

Monty

He's right, mates!

Gadget

Congratulations, guys!

Chip

Gosh, thanks.

Monty

And now I know what I want. I want CHEESE!

It shall be done.

Monty

No wait-wait-wait-wait! I mean, LOTS of CHEESE!

Well, of course.

Monty

I mean, a GREAT HEAPING BONDER PILE of CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!

Is that all? Granted.

Gadget

Golly! It's gonna take a lot of crackers to get through this.

Monty

You know, I always thought I could never get enough of cheese. And I HAVEN'T!

Monty

Now, pally, I said not to touch me lamp until I'M done with it.

Gadget

Have it your way, Mr. Monterey Jack! Maybe your next wish oughta be for some new friends!

There's only room for one lucky pet round here, and your luck's just run out!

Gadget

Is that any reason to [gulp] eat me?

Well, that and the fact that you are a mouse.

Monty

How do you think old Cosgrove got that contraption to work so fast?

Gadget

Just lucky, I guess.

Chip

You've gotta stop all this snacking, Monterey!

Dale

Yeah! We could all have been caught on account of you!

Monty

[shaking salt over his snacks] Ah, you're exaggerating. I'm as fit as I ever was.

Chip

Uh-huh.

Monty

You mates are mistaking me muscularity for fat.

Uh-huh.

Chip

What is it, Zipper? What did you see? [Zipper inflates himself]

Dale

A beach ball? [Zipper flails angrily around]

Monty

A baseball with claws. [Zipper meows]

Gadget

Fat Cat!

Gadget

Now, Monty, you don't really believe in ghosts. Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Colby, sir. I didn't mean to include you.

It's quite all right, my dear. I haven't believed in myself for a long time either.

Are you an engineering student too?

Gadget

I just sort of dabble. Self-taught, mostly.

Chip

Listen to that! They've got Elliot believing we're the thieves.

Gadget

But we didn't do anything.

Monty

Those scruggers already got us tried and convicted.

Dale

[sobbing] Nobody will trust the Rescue Rangers again.

Chip

WHAT?!

Dale

Hey! What'd you do that for?

Chip

We know we didn't steal the peanuts.

Dale

Right.

Chip

But do we know who did?

Dale

No.

Chip

THEN WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?!

RESCUE RANGERS, AWAY!