Gadget quotes from Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers

Monty

[to Chip] I don't suppose you have a plan?

Gadget

[walks past them carrying a glass cutter] No problem.

Monty

Do you always carry a glass cutter around with you?

Gadget

No. Just when I want to cut glass.

Gadget

[After riding the roller-coaster] If they've straightened out that angle on that last curve, we'd have seen some real speed!

Chip

That fake speed was enough for me, Gadget.

Monty

Waltzing Matildas! That had more twists than the Sydney Snake Stampede in '66.

Dale

[after collapsing to the ground] Yeah! Let's do it again!

Dale

[sees Monty covered in cotton candy] Oh no! The pink fur coat!

Monty

Crikeys! Kiddo, you're right. Just like Cassandra predicted.

Chip

That's not a fur coat. That's a cotton candy.

Gadget

Well, it does look furry and...

Dale

And it's pink!

Gadget

The tall dark stranger! Just like Cassandra predicted!

Chip

Not those predictions again. That's it! We're going home!

Monty

I knew you'd see it my way. No elephant's gonna fall on you there.

Chip

That's it! We're staying!

Monty

You have to go back to the headquarters.

Gadget

It's the only way we can keep you safe.

Chip

What are you talking about?

Monty

Look, Chipper, you may sneer at Cassandra's fortunetellin', but she's been right every time. I got me pink coat.

Chip

But that was...

Monty

And Gadget met her stranger.

Chip

Well, sure, but he...

Monty

And Dale flew! Now your predictions are startin' and that means sooner or later...

Dale

[cries] YOU'RE GONNA GET SMASHED BY AN ELEPHANT'S TRUNK!!! [draws the finger around his neck and sputters]

Chip

Look, I'm a Rescue Ranger. I'll be careful. But I'm not going home till we solve this thing! Come on, we have to catch that little boy!

Monty

I just hope we don't have to rescue a Rescue Ranger.

Monty

Zipper, where's Chip?

Dale

[gasps] That's Chip's hat!

Monty

She didn't mean an elephant trunk...

Gadget

[gasps] She meant elephant, then trunk! Oh, Chip!.. [starts crying]

Monty

He wouldn't listen. It was the predictions...

Chip

[off-screen] Well, I've got a prediction for you.

Monty

Chip? One side, mates! [pushes the trunk away, revealing a small hole through which Chip peeks his head out]

Chip

I predict I'll never go to a fortuneteller again.

Monty

Well, I predict we won't be seeing those two [crooks] for quite a while.

Chip

And I know the Rescue Rangers will be together for a long time too.

Gadget

Is that what Cassandra told you?

Chip

Nope! You don't need a crystal ball to see that.

Chip

Do we have to go this fast?

Gadget

Golly, Chip! It's the only way we'll find out if the new Ranger Boat will hold up!

Monty

Who cares about the Ranger Boat?! I'm worried about whether we'll hold up!

Gadget

[Dale and Monty] sure are acting goofy.

Chip

Good! That means everything is perfectly normal.

I say we make them walk the plank.

Nah, we did that last time.

Awwwr!

How about we keelhaul them?

AARR!

Nah, we just painted the keel.

Awwwr!

We could dress 'em like bunnies and dip 'em in chocolate.

AAar.... Huh?!

I'm afraid that ain't pi-rat-ical enough, Stormy.

Gadget

Well, considering the time of day and all, you could bury us in the sand and wait for high tide to come in.

AAAAAAAR!

A fine idea!

Chip

Gadget!

Gadget

Oops! You know I can't resist a challenge.

Gadget

Grab that broom over there, will ya?

Monty

Righto, Gadget! But I don't think we need to worry about keeping the place clean. After all, it was trashed out long before we got here.

Gadget

No, Monty. I need a hand.

Monty

I thought I was helping ya.

Gadget

I mean a whole arm. Now stick the end of that broom through here.

Monty

Sure glad you know what you're talking about, luv, 'cause I don't have the slightest clue.

Gadget

I suppose my supercharged xenon flash is a bit bright.

Monty

No, the sun is bright. That thing is downright blinding.

Gadget

Improbable.

Monty

Don't you mean, er... "Impossible"?

Gadget

Of course not, Monty! Nothing is impossible.

Gadget

If we're going to stop Nimnul, we'll have to play by his rules.

Dale

You mean cheat?

Fat Cat

The Rescue Rangers! But.. But how did you learn about my brilliant plan?

Chip

It was easy. One: The world's largest pearl is your kind of target.

Gadget

Two: Our friends at the pier told us you bought some diving equipment just yesterday.

Monty

Three: We found your gang's footprints outside of here earlier. They must have been casing the joint.

Dale

And four:...Well... You haven't done anything crummy in a while so we figured that you were due.