[as Tom tries to eat him] Wh-wh-what sharp teeth ya got there, Ma.
Sic 'em, Butch.
I had a feeling he was going to say that.
I'm working awful hard for a guy who gets paid in dog food.
[At the Rescue Rangers' HQ]
Okay, Dale, give me the cartridge. [places the cartridge into Tom] Okay, here goes nothin'. [flips the switch]
TTom
[turns on] Hi! Let's be friends.
Eh, what are your feelings about mice?
TTom
I don't know. What are they?
You're lookin' at one, mate.
TTom
Well, I like you, so I guess I like mice.
DGDale and Gadget
Hooray!
Phooey! The instant one of his circuits gets scrambled, he'll be after us again.
TTom
No, I won't. Honest. I just wanna be friends. All I want is somebody to take me in, and pet me, and love me like a real cat.
We can find him a home!
Who's gonna pet a tin can?
TTom
He's right. I won't be a real cat until I have some fur.
Come on, Tom! We're the Rescue Rangers! We'll find you some fur!
This is ridiculous!
Tom needs our help. Please, Chip!
Well, I suppose somebody has to keep an eye on him.
[Tom at Fat Cat's]
In order to give you your very own coat of fur, I'm going to have to shut you down for a moment. You don't mind, do you? [flips the switch]
TTom
Ehh? [shuts down]
Now to find out what makes this clockwork cat tick! [pushes the cartridge out] A video game cartridge! Of course! With a different cartridge he could be very useful to me. [to his henchmen] Mepps! Wart! All of you! Go to the nearest toy store and get me another cartridge! A really violent one!
MMole
Oh, goodie! I like video games.
And no playing in the store!
What a night! Robot cats, fish-nappers and me beaten in a fight. Nothing would surprise me at this point. [Sees the Ranger Plane] A squirrel-powered zeppelin... A SQUIRREL-POWERED ZEPPELIN?!
At last, Luna, the world's rarest tropical fish. Such beauty, such delicacy, such priceless rarity. Truly, this unique pinnacle of Mother Nature's handiwork will make a superb addition to my renowned collection of fine... dinners.
MMole
[Reading a cookbook] I don't get it. It says: "Separate two eggs" but it doesn't say how far apart to separate them.
Let me see that, you pinheads! "Take one cup flour, two cups milk, one pinch salt-" Don't tell me you pinched the salt!
MMole
Of course not! Mepps pinched it.
My million-dollar dinner gone down the drain!
MMole
Are you gonna eat that cherry?
[Fat Cat takes the cherry and smashes it against Mole's head in anger]
[shoves a spring into Tom's Mouth] Here, chew on this for a while, you clockwork kitty!
[Butch gestures madly down the drainhole but the father remains ignorant]
Oh, take a hint, will ya?
Hmmm... Maybe Luna's down in the sewer.
And he's supposed to be the dominant species on the planet.
[Butch gestures madly down the drainhole but the father remains ignorant]
[gasps] That cat's attacking him!
No, he's not, he's savin' him!
You're right...! Who said that?
[The father looks around. Butch whistles innocently.]
Every cat should have a home.
Now, if we could only find a good home for Fat Cat.
Yeah, like the state pen.
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