A character in Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers
Voiced by Tress MacNeille
Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers · 522 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers: in 136 of its 522 quotes
Most scenes with: Monty (72), Chip (64), Dale (50)
Hey! Those bumps aren't good for my toe!
You think it's so easy? Get down here and help push!
Any old dummy can do this. [pushes the Ranger Plane, then stops and grabs his other foot in pain] YEOWCH!
GadgetWhat happened, Dale?
I was just trying to help... and I hurt my other foot...
GadgetChip, how could you let him? Get back up there, now!
Whatever you say, Gadget. [gets back up on the Ranger Plane while moaning]
GadgetAnd please, everybody, watch those bumps.
[When Gadget finds out Dale is faking]
GadgetWhy that little...! He couldn't...! How did...! OOOOH!
I know just what you mean.
GadgetGolly! This place is a mess!
Really? Looks better than Dale's room.
Those kids are a pain. I'll sure be glad when they're gone.
GadgetI'm surprised at you, Chip. You hurt Tammy's feelings. How could be so hard on her?
She likes you, ya big dummy!
No! I was just- I mean, I-
Oh, Gadget! I'm so happy to see you! I thought it was Fat Cat!
GadgetDon't worry, Tammy. We'll get you out of here!
But you shouldn't've come, Um..I'm...I'm working undercover.
GadgetWell, maybe I can help?
No! I don't want your help! I'm gonna show Chip I'm just as special as you!
GadgetGolly, Tammy. I'm not trying to prove anything to Chip or anyone else. You don't get someone to like you by acting like someone you aren't. And you are Tammy. That's special enough.
Really?
GadgetDarn right. Now let's find Bink and go home.
Living over a cat food factory has its advantages but sometimes I tire of their ingredients. That's why I'm going to let this machine put you lovely Rescue Rangers into an itty-bitty can just like this.
GadgetWell, at least we'll be together.
Yeah, [gulps] real together.
[Reading from the novel] "Sureluck slowly pulled the candle holder..."
GadgetGot it! [Pulls as instructed]
"...to open the secret door..."
It worked!
"...being very careful to stand to one side to avoid the trapdoor." [Rescue Rangers narrowly escape the trapdoor] Hey, guys! Are you okay?
We're fine, Chipper, but you could use a course in speed-reading.
[sees Chip and Dale] Furry creatures. How nice.
We're the Rescue Rangers.
Can we help you?
Well, it's about time someone noticed. I know they would never leave me on their own, because they idolize me so. Anyway, I think someone beenapped my swarm. Just the thought of it makes me feel faint! Ohhh... [faints]
GadgetBeenappers? How'd do a thing like that?
I don't know. Do I look like person with enemies? Of course, when you're as beautiful as I am, jealousy is always a factor. [to Zipper] I'm so parched. Could you get me something to drink? [Zipper quickly brings her a glass of water; Queenie takes a sip and spits it out] Ooh, yuk! What's this?!
Water.
Water? [glares at Zipper] How common...
[Back at the Rescue Rangers' HQ, Monty and Dale are shown playing checkers while Zipper is sitting sadly on a couch due to Queenie's leave]
Cheer up, Zipper.
[sighs]
GadgetShe was from a different world, Zipper. Some things just weren't meant to be.
Besides, royalty doesn't know anything about real men.
[A knock on a door is heard. Chip opens it and sees something]
I think it's a message for you, Zipper.
[All Rescue Rangers run outside and see a swarm of bees forming a heart. Zipper looks at it with a smile on his face]
Guess I was wrong about Queenie. She does know something for a real men after all. [laughs]
So what's the problem?
GadgetWho's gonna look after the egg?
No problem. [Points to others] They will!
[To Elmer, who is stuck up a flagpole]
GadgetWe're the Rescue Rangers.
Right! You won't be up here long.
That's exactly what I'm afraid of.
GadgetIf only I had a counterweight.
Can I help ya, Gadget?
GadgetPerfect!
[finding the scrapbook of his father] The scrapbook of my dad, Cheddarhead Charlie. You'll love him. He's the greatest adventurer whatever lived. Goes around the world every year, twice on leap years. And this year, he's stopping off to visit me. [looking at the first photo] Here's my dad outside the Taj Mahal. [looking at another photo] And here's one from the Great Wall of China.
Hey, what's all this newspaper stuff?
Gadget"Lindbergh Makes A Solo Flight Across The Atlantic".
[Chuckling as he points out a mouse on one of the plane wheels] Guess he didn't know he had a passenger. Of course, dad's luggage ended up in Cleveland.
"Sir Edmund Hillary Stands Atop Mt. Everest..."
Gadget"...The Highest Point On Earth!"
Well, almost! [Photo shows Charlie atop the flagpole planted by Sir Hillary] Dad had him beat by a good two feet.
Golly. What adventures.
He could teach us a lot. [to Monty] When do we get to meet him, Monterey?
Yeah, when's he coming in?
Tonight, at Pier 12.
Does that clam sound funny to you?
GadgetI don't know. How does a clam sound like?
[After the Screaming Eagle's crash landing in the Glacier Bay]
Oh, cheer up, Gadget. There's one good thing about a landing like this. You can only do it once.
GadgetNo. I'm sorry, Monterey, but I think you should know that I'm extraordinary depressed. Can't you see? No matter what I do, I'll never be good as my father was. You need Geegaw Hackwrench, not Gadget.
Oh, gee, Gadget, buck up. It's not the end of the world, just, uh, the end of the plane.
GadgetDad never would have crushed it.
But that's the point, Gadget. Your father was a flyer, you're an inventor. And that's what we need now — an inventor.
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