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Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers · Season 1, Episode 7

“Adventures in Squirrelsitting” quotes from Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers

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“Adventures in Squirrelsitting” · Season 1, Episode 7

In this episode: Chip (5), Fat Cat (5), Dale (4), Gadget (4), Monty (1)

I ain't seen an appetite like that since I fell into a river full of Amazon piranhas.

TTammy

But, Chipper, we have Rescue Ranger stuff to do.

You're not a Rescue Ranger. You're just a kid.

TTammy

But, Chipper...

And don't call me Chipper!

Those kids are a pain. I'll sure be glad when they're gone.

I'm surprised at you, Chip. You hurt Tammy's feelings. How could be so hard on her?

She likes you, ya big dummy!

No! I was just- I mean, I-

[Sung]

Hey, all you cats, don't sit and stare

Swing your tails! Get out of those chairs!

Put down your milk! Turn up the juice!

CNChip N' Dale

The fur's gonna fly when we all cut loose!

So better stop chompin’

Let’s start stompin’

With Big Fat Daddy ‘C’

That’s me!

CNChip N' Dale

It’s as hot as jalapeno

At Fat Cat’s casino

That’s the place to be!

Do the Fat Cat Stomp with Big Fat Daddy ‘C’!

Here’s one cat I’d like to see

Cheek to cheek, dancin’ with me

C’mon, Fat Cat! It’s your turn!

The dance floor’s hot and I’ve got 9 lives to burn!

FCFat Cat and his gang

So better stop chompin’

Let’s start stompin’

With Big Fat Daddy ‘C’

It’s as hot as jalapeno

At Fat Cat’s casino

That’s the place to be!

Do the Fat Cat Stomp with Big Fat Daddy ‘C’!

TTammy

Oh, Gadget! I'm so happy to see you! I thought it was Fat Cat!

Don't worry, Tammy. We'll get you out of here!

TTammy

But you shouldn't've come, Um..I'm...I'm working undercover.

Well, maybe I can help?

TTammy

No! I don't want your help! I'm gonna show Chip I'm just as special as you!

Golly, Tammy. I'm not trying to prove anything to Chip or anyone else. You don't get someone to like you by acting like someone you aren't. And you are Tammy. That's special enough.

TTammy

Really?

Darn right. Now let's find Bink and go home.

Your piano seems just the teensiest bit out of tune. Right about... here! [Slams the piano keys, ejecting the squirrel kids, Gadget and Zipper who were smuggled inside] There's the problem. You had squirrel minors in your C Major.

Living over a cat food factory has its advantages but sometimes I tire of their ingredients. That's why I'm going to let this machine put you lovely Rescue Rangers into an itty-bitty can just like this.

Well, at least we'll be together.

Yeah, [gulps] real together.

You know, I could corrupt these children. Over the years, I could guide their innocent minds towards a life of wrongdoing. YES! I could mold them in my image, hone them into criminal GENIUSES, the ONLY ONES capable of carrying on my CRIMINAL EMPIRE! Ah, but who's got the time? [to his henchmen] Toss them in!

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