Monty, Dale and others in “Parental Discretion Retired”

[finding the scrapbook of his father] The scrapbook of my dad, Cheddarhead Charlie. You'll love him. He's the greatest adventurer whatever lived. Goes around the world every year, twice on leap years. And this year, he's stopping off to visit me. [looking at the first photo] Here's my dad outside the Taj Mahal. [looking at another photo] And here's one from the Great Wall of China.

Hey, what's all this newspaper stuff?

"Lindbergh Makes A Solo Flight Across The Atlantic".

[Chuckling as he points out a mouse on one of the plane wheels] Guess he didn't know he had a passenger. Of course, dad's luggage ended up in Cleveland.

"Sir Edmund Hillary Stands Atop Mt. Everest..."

"...The Highest Point On Earth!"

Well, almost! [Photo shows Charlie atop the flagpole planted by Sir Hillary] Dad had him beat by a good two feet.

Golly. What adventures.

He could teach us a lot. [to Monty] When do we get to meet him, Monterey?

Yeah, when's he coming in?

Tonight, at Pier 12.