Gadget quotes from Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers

Monty

No offense, Gadget luv, but you're sure you're finished?

Sure I'm sure.

Monty

Not like the last time?

Gadget

Oh, Monty! How many times do you think the wings can fall off a plane?

Monty

I don't know. You tell me.

Gadget

What is this place?

Monty

A nightmare!

Chip

Now let's beat it...

Dale

...while the beating's good!

Gadget

No!

What?

Gadget

We're not leaving until all these cats are free! We are the Rescue Rangers, after all. And who know what that terrible man has in store for them?

I don't see why I have to wear a bow. [Gadget unties the bow] Do you think she'll remember me?

[opens the door and sees her beloved pet right on the doorstep] Spunky!

Meow! [jumps in the girl's hands]

Oh, you're home! You're home! Mamma! Daddy! Spunky's back! [closes the door]

Dale

Awwww...

Chip

Another case closed with a happy ending.

Gadget

And Monterey has learned that even cats have their place, haven't you, Monty?

Monty

Too right I have. A cat's place is as far from me as possible.

Monty

The Great Eskimo Chief Mighty Lug Nut taught me this recipe whilst I was hitch-hiking through the Southern Arctic in the middle of a snowstorm.

Gadget

Are there a lot of walnut trees in the Arctic?

Monty

Oh, of course not, Gadget luv. They used walrus nail clippings instead.

Gadget

It's a shame we couldn't finish making your famous walnut walleroos, Monty.

Monty

Too right! But a walnut walleroo without its walnuts is like a mouse without his cheese.

Well, that oughta do it. Just flip that switch.

Gadget

Golly, this is exciting! [Launches the Ranger Plane on a rocket-speed trip around the world. After landing]

Let me know if you need anymore help.

Gadget

[Stunned] Golly again.

[disguised as Dale, spotting Dale coming home] ALIENS!

AAAH!

We're being attacked by aliens that can take our shapes!

Monty

Yeah, that sounds like the old Dale to me.

Gadget

Calm down, Dale. It's only a movie.

Dale

[Running in] ALIENS!

AAAH!

Dale

Hey, what'd you do that for!?

Chip

You are too wrapped up in that show!

Dale

What do you mean? Flash is the greatest hero that ever was.

Chip

He's just an actor.

Dale

He is not! Look at all the things he can do!

Chip

It's all fake, Dale! They do it in a TV studio!

Dale

[gasps; angry] How dare you say that! Flash is not a fake!

Chip

Yes, he is!

Dale

Is not!

Chip

Is too!

Dale

Is not!

Chip

Is too!

Dale

Is not!

Gadget

[enters] Well, I can tell you're both busy, I'll come back later. [she leaves]

Hey, guys! Wait up! I wanted to say thanks. Thanks for helping me look like a hero.

Gadget

It was you that did that, Flash.

Monty

Which one of these buttons makes this baby spin?

Gadget

Try the one marked "ON".

Monty

Oh yeah, I knew that. [gives Gadget an angry look]

Dale

What would birds want to do with the Ranger Plane?

Monty

They're worshipping it like some sort of god.

Gadget

Golly! I built it to last but I didn't think it would be immortal.

Monty

Aces flying, Gadget. That's some booster rocket we've got there.

Gadget

Correction - we had there. I just hope I can fix it.

Gadget

Oh, Dale, your toe! You really hurt yourself, didn't you? All for us too.

Dale

Aw, shucks, it's nothing. I just-

Gadget

Nonsense! You need to lie down.

Chip

But, Gadget, it's just his toe!

Gadget

Well, his toe needs to lie down so the rest of him will just have to go along with it. Really, Chip. His toe could be broken.

Dale

Oh, I don't think it's bro-- Uh, yeah, really, Chip. My toe could be broken. [blows a raspberry at Chip, making him angry]

Gadget

Let's slow down a little bit. Dale's having trouble keeping up.

Chip

If we go any slower, we'll be going backwards!