Chip quotes from Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers

Chip

Now let's beat it...

Dale

...while the beating's good!

Gadget

No!

What?

Gadget

We're not leaving until all these cats are free! We are the Rescue Rangers, after all. And who know what that terrible man has in store for them?

I got it! I got it! [They crash into each other]

Chip

Did you get it?

Dale

No, did you? [Remote falls right on top of them]

I don't see why I have to wear a bow. [Gadget unties the bow] Do you think she'll remember me?

[opens the door and sees her beloved pet right on the doorstep] Spunky!

Meow! [jumps in the girl's hands]

Oh, you're home! You're home! Mamma! Daddy! Spunky's back! [closes the door]

Dale

Awwww...

Chip

Another case closed with a happy ending.

Gadget

And Monterey has learned that even cats have their place, haven't you, Monty?

Monty

Too right I have. A cat's place is as far from me as possible.

Dale

Hey, you fathead! I'm watching that!

Chip

Not anymore. Did you eat Monterey Jack's walnuts?

Dale

Uh... [shakes his head] Uh-uh.

Chip

Well, then who did?

Dale

It was space aliens. Big, ugly martians.

Monty

My cookies are fantastic, but I don't think they are intergalactic.

Dale

Hey, what'd you do that for!?

Chip

You are too wrapped up in that show!

Dale

What do you mean? Flash is the greatest hero that ever was.

Chip

He's just an actor.

Dale

He is not! Look at all the things he can do!

Chip

It's all fake, Dale! They do it in a TV studio!

Dale

[gasps; angry] How dare you say that! Flash is not a fake!

Chip

Yes, he is!

Dale

Is not!

Chip

Is too!

Dale

Is not!

Chip

Is too!

Dale

Is not!

Gadget

[enters] Well, I can tell you're both busy, I'll come back later. [she leaves]

Gadget

Oh, Dale, your toe! You really hurt yourself, didn't you? All for us too.

Dale

Aw, shucks, it's nothing. I just-

Gadget

Nonsense! You need to lie down.

Chip

But, Gadget, it's just his toe!

Gadget

Well, his toe needs to lie down so the rest of him will just have to go along with it. Really, Chip. His toe could be broken.

Dale

Oh, I don't think it's bro-- Uh, yeah, really, Chip. My toe could be broken. [blows a raspberry at Chip, making him angry]

Gadget

Let's slow down a little bit. Dale's having trouble keeping up.

Chip

If we go any slower, we'll be going backwards!

Dale

Hey! Those bumps aren't good for my toe!

Chip

You think it's so easy? Get down here and help push!

Dale

Any old dummy can do this. [pushes the Ranger Plane, then stops and grabs his other foot in pain] YEOWCH!

Gadget

What happened, Dale?

Dale

I was just trying to help... and I hurt my other foot...

Gadget

Chip, how could you let him? Get back up there, now!

Dale

Whatever you say, Gadget. [gets back up on the Ranger Plane while moaning]

Gadget

And please, everybody, watch those bumps.

Monty

Easy... Easy...

Chip

Easy for you, maybe!

Gadget

Why that little...! He couldn't...! How did...! OOOOH!

Chip

I know just what you mean.

Gadget

Golly! This place is a mess!

Chip

Really? Looks better than Dale's room.

But, Chipper, we have Rescue Ranger stuff to do.

Chip

You're not a Rescue Ranger. You're just a kid.

But, Chipper...

Chip

And don't call me Chipper!

Chip

Those kids are a pain. I'll sure be glad when they're gone.

Gadget

I'm surprised at you, Chip. You hurt Tammy's feelings. How could be so hard on her?

Dale

She likes you, ya big dummy!

Chip

No! I was just- I mean, I-

Dale

Hey, all you cats, don't sit and stare

Chip

Put down your milk! Turn up the juice!

The fur's gonna fly when we all cut loose!

Fat Cat

That’s me!

It’s as hot as jalapeno

Dale

Here’s one cat I’d like to see

Chip

C’mon, Fat Cat! It’s your turn!

Fat Cat

The dance floor’s hot and I’ve got 9 lives to burn!

So better stop chompin’