Chip quotes from Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers

Chip

Now, every time Sureluck Jones wanted to find something, the first thing he did was find some clues. Follow me! The game is afoot!

Dale

How are we going to find the will if all you want to do is play foot games?

Chip

[Reading from the novel] "Sureluck slowly pulled the candle holder..."

Gadget

Got it! [Pulls as instructed]

Chip

"...to open the secret door..."

Dale

It worked!

Chip

"...being very careful to stand to one side to avoid the trapdoor." [Rescue Rangers narrowly escape the trapdoor] Hey, guys! Are you okay?

Monty

We're fine, Chipper, but you could use a course in speed-reading.

Monty

Now what, Sureluck? Any clues?

Dale

Yeah! Yeah! What would Sureluck do in a case like this?

Chip

What do you think? Hide!

Dale

Hey! What did ya do that for? That's my favorite band!

Chip

It was too loud to think!

Dale

It's heavy metal music! You're not supposed to think!

Chip

I don't care if it's heavy on the anchovies. It's stupid!

Dale

It's not!

Chip

It's too!

Monty

[To Gadget] Looks like the boys are having one of their little "discussions"!

Queenie

[sees Chip and Dale] Furry creatures. How nice.

Dale

We're the Rescue Rangers.

Chip

Can we help you?

Queenie

Well, it's about time someone noticed. I know they would never leave me on their own, because they idolize me so. Anyway, I think someone beenapped my swarm. Just the thought of it makes me feel faint! Ohhh... [faints]

Gadget

Beenappers? How'd do a thing like that?

Queenie

I don't know. Do I look like person with enemies? Of course, when you're as beautiful as I am, jealousy is always a factor. [to Zipper] I'm so parched. Could you get me something to drink? [Zipper quickly brings her a glass of water; Queenie takes a sip and spits it out] Ooh, yuk! What's this?!

Dale

Water.

Queenie

Water? [glares at Zipper] How common...

Dale

Cheer up, Zipper.

Zipper

[sighs]

Gadget

She was from a different world, Zipper. Some things just weren't meant to be.

Monty

Besides, royalty doesn't know anything about real men.

Chip

I think it's a message for you, Zipper.

Monty

Guess I was wrong about Queenie. She does know something for a real men after all. [laughs]

Chip

So what's the problem?

Gadget

Who's gonna look after the egg?

No problem. [Points to others] They will!

Gadget

We're the Rescue Rangers.

Chip

Right! You won't be up here long.

That's exactly what I'm afraid of.

Monty

When facing the forces of the supernatural, you'd best be prepared with a good luck charm or two. This, for instance, is a lucky rabbit's foot given to me by the High Holy Hamster of Kathmandu.

Chip

Wasn't very lucky for the rabbit.

Monty

[Holding a magnet] Well, me luckier Arabian horseshoe is better for defeating genies anyway.

Chip

Pretty small horse.

Monty

[finding the scrapbook of his father] The scrapbook of my dad, Cheddarhead Charlie. You'll love him. He's the greatest adventurer whatever lived. Goes around the world every year, twice on leap years. And this year, he's stopping off to visit me. [looking at the first photo] Here's my dad outside the Taj Mahal. [looking at another photo] And here's one from the Great Wall of China.

Dale

Hey, what's all this newspaper stuff?

Gadget

"Lindbergh Makes A Solo Flight Across The Atlantic".

Monty

[Chuckling as he points out a mouse on one of the plane wheels] Guess he didn't know he had a passenger. Of course, dad's luggage ended up in Cleveland.

Dale

"Sir Edmund Hillary Stands Atop Mt. Everest..."

Gadget

"...The Highest Point On Earth!"

Monty

Well, almost! [Photo shows Charlie atop the flagpole planted by Sir Hillary] Dad had him beat by a good two feet.

Dale

Golly. What adventures.

Chip

He could teach us a lot. [to Monty] When do we get to meet him, Monterey?

Dale

Yeah, when's he coming in?

Monty

Tonight, at Pier 12.

Chip

Does that clam sound funny to you?

Gadget

I don't know. How does a clam sound like?

Dale

How come I gotta lug all this junk?

Chip

'Cause you are the fearless co-pilot who can handle any job!

Dale

Hey, yeah! Make way for the fearless co-pilot! Here you go, Chip! [Unpacks the junk on Chip]

Chip

Did I say fearless? I meant brainless.

Chip

Hey! Maybe we could be policemen someday.

Or police-munks anyway.

Chip

Don't panic, Dale. There's gotta be a way down!

Dale

I KNOW there's a way down but I don't want to take it!

Chip

We've got to catch up with Fat Cat!

Monty

If you mean that buck-toothed, bandy-legged bozo that sank my house, then I want a piece of him too!