Dale quotes from Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers

Chip

There's something strange about those aliens.

Dale

Yeah! That alien sounded awful familiar.

Gadget

And he's wearing a tailfin from a '59 Studebaker.

Chip

This flying saucer is made out of rubber. Do you know what that means?

Dale

Er... It's dishwasher safe?

Gadget

We just weren't a team without you, Zipper.

Dale

We could use somebody just your size.

Zipper

Aw...

Monty

Course, if you was just a wee bit bigger... you could fly us off of here! [laughs]

Chip

It's time to go to bed.

Dale

Phooey! I already did that last night.

Well, Davey, here's your train back, safe and sound.

Gosh, sir, where'd you find it?

[chuckles] You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

Dale

Maybe we oughta tell him. What do you say, gang? Huh?

[snoring]

Monty

Well, I guess Sewarnose is all washed up in this town.

Dale

Yeah! He really let himself go down the drain.

Gadget

Don't worry. The Gyromobile is my best invention yet. Nothing could possibly go wrong. [CRASH!] ... I can fix that.

Dale

What was that?

Gadget

Oh, nothing to worry about.

Chip

What about that?

Gadget

That was something to worry about.

Dale

Hey! Why'd you do that for?!

Chip

You and your souvenirs! You were supposed to be on the lookout!

Dale

It's just like in my comics!

Chip

Will you be quiet? It's just a silly comic book!

Dale

Silly?! Comics are informational!

Dale

Wolfsbane! It keeps the werewolves away.

Monty

[Sniffs] Pee-yew! That would keep anyone away!

Chip

That only works in comic books.

Dale

Oh yeah?! You don't see any werewolves around here, do ya?

Dale

He's a-a-a werewolf!

Monty

More like a wolfwere. I've never heard of a wolf turning into a man before.

Gadget

Okay, Dale, give me the cartridge. [places the cartridge into Tom] Okay, here goes nothin'. [flips the switch]

[turns on] Hi! Let's be friends.

Monty

Eh, what are your feelings about mice?

I don't know. What are they?

Monty

You're lookin' at one, mate.

Well, I like you, so I guess I like mice.

Hooray!

Chip

Phooey! The instant one of his circuits gets scrambled, he'll be after us again.

No, I won't. Honest. I just wanna be friends. All I want is somebody to take me in, and pet me, and love me like a real cat.

Dale

We can find him a home!

Chip

Who's gonna pet a tin can?

He's right. I won't be a real cat until I have some fur.

Dale

Come on, Tom! We're the Rescue Rangers! We'll find you some fur!

Chip

This is ridiculous!

Gadget

Tom needs our help. Please, Chip!

Chip

Well, I suppose somebody has to keep an eye on him.

Chip

L-look, Sparky, I know you think we don't like you, but if Gadget likes you, how bad can you be?

Dale

It's no use, Chip. Nothing can stop him when he's programmed. He said so himself. [Chip pulls out a picture of Gadget] Hey! Who gave you that?

Chip

Who d'ya think?

Gadget

Professor Nimnul is a crook! He programmed you and Buzz to rob banks for him!

[Gasps] Use science for evil purposes? Why, I'll pulverise that robot of his into atomic particles!

Gadget

Hold it, Sparky. We'd better let Chip and Dale handle it. They're the best.

We are? We are!

Oh, er, Dale?

Dale

Yeah?

I'd like it very much for you to come and live with me...

Dale

Oh, yeah?!

...but I'm not allowed to have any pets.