2nd most-quoted character in Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers: in 143 of its 522 quotesChip (74), Monty (57), Gadget (50)
Scenes with Dale 127
[finding the scrapbook of his father] The scrapbook of my dad, Cheddarhead Charlie. You'll love him. He's the greatest adventurer whatever lived. Goes around the world every year, twice on leap years. And this year, he's stopping off to visit me. [looking at the first photo] Here's my dad outside the Taj Mahal. [looking at another photo] And here's one from the Great Wall of China.
Dale Hey, what's all this newspaper stuff?
"Lindbergh Makes A Solo Flight Across The Atlantic".
[Chuckling as he points out a mouse on one of the plane wheels] Guess he didn't know he had a passenger. Of course, dad's luggage ended up in Cleveland.
Dale "Sir Edmund Hillary Stands Atop Mt. Everest..."
"...The Highest Point On Earth!"
Well, almost! [Photo shows Charlie atop the flagpole planted by Sir Hillary] Dad had him beat by a good two feet.
Dale Golly. What adventures.
He could teach us a lot. [to Monty] When do we get to meet him, Monterey?
Dale Yeah, when's he coming in?
Dale How come I gotta lug all this junk?
'Cause you are the fearless co-pilot who can handle any job!
Dale Hey, yeah! Make way for the fearless co-pilot! Here you go, Chip! [Unpacks the junk on Chip]
Did I say fearless? I meant brainless.
[Hanging from a slowly breaking lampstand]
Don't panic, Dale. There's gotta be a way down!
Dale I KNOW there's a way down but I don't want to take it!
Geegaw Hackwrench - the greatest pilot in aviation history. He could set a plane down on a polar bear's nose in the middle of a blizzard.
Dale Wowie! He's that good?
You bet your tailwind, Dale. He's got more flyin' time than a whole herd of geese.
How's that for an overgrown flashlight?
Excellent, professor! But will it fly?
Will it fly?! You just watch!
Fly? Now what's he talking about?
[Professor Nimnul laughs and presses a button on the remote. This causes the choppers to start-up and begin to lift the ice cube in the air]
Dale [shudders as everything is shaking] What's going on?!
[The ice cube is lifted higher into the air]
Mwa-ha-ha-ha! They'll never laugh at Norton Nimnul again!
Klordane may have mechanical marvels.
He may have fiendish thingies.
Dale He does! He does!
He may even have hundreds of cutthroat bloodthirsty thugs.
But we've got something he doesn't have.
Enough sense to get out of here?
Courage and our friendship binding us together! So follow me! We've got a date with a ruby!
He's bonkers in the conkers, ya know.
Dale Yeah? But he is my friend.
Oh, well. You only live twice.
Slave! I wish the Rescue Rangers... were turned to dust!
[Chip, Dale, Gadget and Zipper gasp.]
No! I can't help myself... I... granted. I can't look!
[Nothing happens.]
Dale ...Are we dust yet?
[laughs] Sorry, Fat Cat! You're out of wishes! Only three to a customer! [disappears into the lamp]
[shaking the lamp] COME OUT OF THERE SO I CAN THROTTLE YOU!
[Monty and Dale are pumping air for Gadget's diving suit]
[First lines]
Don't slow down now. We don't want Gadget to be short of air.
Dale [Between gasps] What about me? I'm already short of breath!
[Dale jogs to turn the phone book pages]
Dale [Between gasps] How come I always get the tough jobs?
Just be thankful "Appliances" are at the front of the book, mate.
You've gotta stop all this snacking, Monterey!
Dale Yeah! We could all have been caught on account of you!
[shaking salt over his snacks] Ah, you're exaggerating. I'm as fit as I ever was.
You mates are mistaking me muscularity for fat.
[He sits in a chair, which promptly collapses under his weight]
CD Chip, Dale, Gadget
Uh-huh.
What is it, Zipper? What did you see? [Zipper inflates himself]
Dale A beach ball? [Zipper flails angrily around]
A baseball with claws. [Zipper meows]
[The Rescue Rangers overhear Elliot and his father arguing]
Listen to that! They've got Elliot believing we're the thieves.
But we didn't do anything.
Those scruggers already got us tried and convicted.
[Zipper squeaks sadly and Dale blows his nose]
Dale [sobbing] Nobody will trust the Rescue Rangers again.
[Chip smacks him in the face]
Dale Hey! What'd you do that for?
We know we didn't steal the peanuts.
Dale Right.
Dale No.
THEN WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?!
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RESCUE RANGERS, AWAY!
Dale [sees Ting-a-Ling and Ting Ming inside the digging machine] It ate the panda kids!
You dummy! It's a machine!
[after Zipper unsuccessfully launched the rocket] Zipper, you didn't try to launch the rocket all by yourself, did ya? [Zipper squeaks sadly]
You should've waited for us!
Dale Yeah! You're too puny for this kinda job!
[Zipper gets even sadder as he flies away slowly]
Don't forget, mate, you're just a wee little dogger.
[Zipper returns home after he got shot by professor Nimnul's gigantico-ray gun]
We thought you might be down in the dumps, mate.
Dale Yeah. We didn't mean to say you were too puny. [Chip shushes him]
[takes out a dish] I whipped up one of me specialities to build up your muscles - melon rind El Monterey! This'll put some meat on your bones.
[Zipper eats the melon in one bite and falls asleep while yawning]
I think he looks bigger already.
You know? He does look different.
Dale Uhh, could be the sunglasses?
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