A character in Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers
Voiced by Corey Burton
Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers · 522 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers: in 143 of its 522 quotes
Most scenes with: Chip (74), Monty (57), Gadget (50)
[After riding the roller-coaster] If they've straightened out that angle on that last curve, we'd have seen some real speed!
That fake speed was enough for me, Gadget.
Waltzing Matildas! That had more twists than the Sydney Snake Stampede in '66.
Dale[after collapsing to the ground] Yeah! Let's do it again!
I brought me pals here-
Don't tell me! They want I should tell their fortunes.
DaleGosh! That's ESP!
More like EZ I guess.
Dale[sees Monty covered in cotton candy] Oh no! The pink fur coat!
Crikeys! Kiddo, you're right. Just like Cassandra predicted.
That's not a fur coat. That's a cotton candy.
Well, it does look furry and...
DaleAnd it's pink!
You have to go back to the headquarters.
It's the only way we can keep you safe.
What are you talking about?
Look, Chipper, you may sneer at Cassandra's fortunetellin', but she's been right every time. I got me pink coat.
But that was...
And Gadget met her stranger.
Well, sure, but he...
And Dale flew! Now your predictions are startin' and that means sooner or later...
Dale[cries] YOU'RE GONNA GET SMASHED BY AN ELEPHANT'S TRUNK!!! [draws the finger around his neck and sputters]
Look, I'm a Rescue Ranger. I'll be careful. But I'm not going home till we solve this thing! Come on, we have to catch that little boy!
I just hope we don't have to rescue a Rescue Ranger.
[Dale, Gadget and Monty break free from the trunk after it fell over right on Chip]
Zipper, where's Chip?
[Zipper pulls Chip's hat from underneath the trunk]
Dale[gasps] That's Chip's hat!
She didn't mean an elephant trunk...
[gasps] She meant elephant, then trunk! Oh, Chip!.. [starts crying]
He wouldn't listen. It was the predictions...
[Dale is shown crying too from the thought that Chip is a goner]
[off-screen] Well, I've got a prediction for you.
Chip? One side, mates! [pushes the trunk away, revealing a small hole through which Chip peeks his head out]
I predict I'll never go to a fortuneteller again.
DaleDo you think they followed us?
[Seeing the cutlasses thrown at them] I'm sure of it!
He has returned! The evil one! The great bull, El Elemenopio!
DaleWhat a silly name for a bull! [Laughs]
Hang on, Dale!
Dale[As the branch breaks] I am hanging on, but it's letting go!
Saints preserve us! Something's happening with me pot of gold.
DaleYeah, I'm not getting it!
Why, my tail is as good at predicting the weather as a bunion on a bulldog's toe.
DaleIs that good?
Good?! Who am I to question a bulldog's bunions?
If we're going to stop Nimnul, we'll have to play by his rules.
DaleYou mean cheat?
The Rescue Rangers! But.. But how did you learn about my brilliant plan?
It was easy. One: The world's largest pearl is your kind of target.
Two: Our friends at the pier told us you bought some diving equipment just yesterday.
Three: We found your gang's footprints outside of here earlier. They must have been casing the joint.
DaleAnd four:...Well... You haven't done anything crummy in a while so we figured that you were due.
[Chip has planted a radio receiver in a turban Dale is wearing and is pretending to be the spirit Rama Lama Ding-Dong]
DaleBut what are you doing here?
You conjured me up, while playing a joke on your incredibly-handsome friend Chip.
DaleHey, put me down! Don't make me use my mental powers against you!
Ah, boss, be careful. He does have weird powers.
Yeah, he even read my mind!
That proves he's a fake! You don't have a mind.
I'll take care of the shark, YOU take care of the pearl.
DaleBut who will take care of me?
I will!
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