[At the Rescue Rangers' HQ]
Okay, Dale, give me the cartridge. [places the cartridge into Tom] Okay, here goes nothin'. [flips the switch]
TTom
[turns on] Hi! Let's be friends.
MontyEh, what are your feelings about mice?
TTom
I don't know. What are they?
Monty
You're lookin' at one, mate.
TTom
Well, I like you, so I guess I like mice.
DGDale and Gadget
Hooray!
Phooey! The instant one of his circuits gets scrambled, he'll be after us again.
TTom
No, I won't. Honest. I just wanna be friends. All I want is somebody to take me in, and pet me, and love me like a real cat.
Who's gonna pet a tin can?
TTom
He's right. I won't be a real cat until I have some fur.
Come on, Tom! We're the Rescue Rangers! We'll find you some fur!
Tom needs our help. Please, Chip!
Well, I suppose somebody has to keep an eye on him.
[After riding the roller-coaster] If they've straightened out that angle on that last curve, we'd have seen some real speed!
That fake speed was enough for me, Gadget.
Monty
Waltzing Matildas! That had more twists than the Sydney Snake Stampede in '66.
[after collapsing to the ground] Yeah! Let's do it again!
Monty
Cassandra, the fortune-telling gypsy moth!
Come on, Monterey! No one can see the future.
Monty
Cassandra can! She once told me I was going on a trip through time and the very next day, I fell off a grandfather clock.
CCassandra
Before the next sun rises Chip will follow a bear with two tails who will dance with a tiger.
CCassandra
He will fall from a circle of light and only a flying horse can save him. Finally, you will walk under an elephant, and the trunk will fall, and... and...
CCassandra
[draws the finger around her neck and sputters] Then all is darkness.
Monty
No, Cassie! Not me little pally Chip!
[sarcastically] Ooh, this is serious. I'd better get more elephant repellent. Oh, come on, guys! You don't believe in this stuff, do you?! Thanks for the show, Cassie. I think I'm ready for Jerk n' Whirl now. [he, Dale and Gadget leave]
Monty
Please, Cassie, say ain't so!
CCassandra
By dawn your friend will be... [sputters]. I am very sorry, but that's the way the crystal ball bounces.
[sees Monty covered in cotton candy] Oh no! The pink fur coat!
Monty
Crikeys! Kiddo, you're right. Just like Cassandra predicted.
That's not a fur coat. That's a cotton candy.
Well, it does look furry and...
Monty
You have to go back to the headquarters.
It's the only way we can keep you safe.
What are you talking about?
Monty
Look, Chipper, you may sneer at Cassandra's fortunetellin', but she's been right every time. I got me pink coat.
Monty
And Gadget met her stranger.
Monty
And Dale flew! Now your predictions are startin' and that means sooner or later...
[cries] YOU'RE GONNA GET SMASHED BY AN ELEPHANT'S TRUNK!!! [draws the finger around his neck and sputters]
Look, I'm a Rescue Ranger. I'll be careful. But I'm not going home till we solve this thing! Come on, we have to catch that little boy!
Monty
I just hope we don't have to rescue a Rescue Ranger.
[Dale, Gadget and Monty break free from the trunk after it fell over right on Chip]
Monty
Zipper, where's Chip?
[Zipper pulls Chip's hat from underneath the trunk]
[gasps] That's Chip's hat!
Monty
She didn't mean an elephant trunk...
[gasps] She meant elephant, then trunk! Oh, Chip!.. [starts crying]
Monty
He wouldn't listen. It was the predictions...
[Dale is shown crying too from the thought that Chip is a goner]
[off-screen] Well, I've got a prediction for you.
Monty
Chip? One side, mates! [pushes the trunk away, revealing a small hole through which Chip peeks his head out]
I predict I'll never go to a fortuneteller again.
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