Most-quoted character in Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers: in 186 of its 522 quotes
Most scenes with: Gadget (72), Dale (57), Chip (57)
Scenes with Monty 125
[The Rescue Rangers overhear Elliot and his father arguing]
Listen to that! They've got Elliot believing we're the thieves.
But we didn't do anything.
Monty
Those scruggers already got us tried and convicted.
[Zipper squeaks sadly and Dale blows his nose]
[sobbing] Nobody will trust the Rescue Rangers again.
[Chip smacks him in the face]
Hey! What'd you do that for?
We know we didn't steal the peanuts.
THEN WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?!
AAll
RESCUE RANGERS, AWAY!
[Gadget and Monty just escape from the angry elephants and land in a pile of peanuts underground. Ting Ming and Ting-a-Ling help them up]
Monty
Crikey, Gadget, look at the peanuts. Bet them pachyderms would quit the rumbling if they got these back.
TMTing Ming
We wish to make amends. We can help return them.
TLTing-a-Ling
But it took us a long time to get them all down here.
[Gadget thinks for a minute, then gets an idea]
Monterey, we need the fire hose!
Monty
Right!
Monty
[after Zipper unsuccessfully launched the rocket] Zipper, you didn't try to launch the rocket all by yourself, did ya? [Zipper squeaks sadly]
You should've waited for us!
Yeah! You're too puny for this kinda job!
[Zipper gets even sadder as he flies away slowly]
Monty
Don't forget, mate, you're just a wee little dogger.
[Zipper returns home after he got shot by professor Nimnul's gigantico-ray gun]
Monty
We thought you might be down in the dumps, mate.
Yeah. We didn't mean to say you were too puny. [Chip shushes him]
Monty
[takes out a dish] I whipped up one of me specialities to build up your muscles - melon rind El Monterey! This'll put some meat on your bones.
[Zipper eats the melon in one bite and falls asleep while yawning]
I think he looks bigger already.
You know? He does look different.
Uhh, could be the sunglasses?
We just weren't a team without you, Zipper.
We could use somebody just your size.
Monty
Course, if you was just a wee bit bigger... you could fly us off of here! [laughs]
Now what would a mole need a toy train for?
Monty
For his birthday?
If we find Fat Cat, I bet that train won't be too far away.
But why would he steal a toy train set?
Monty
Don't try to figure out Fat Cat, Chip. You'll get a brain cramp.
[Fat Cat’s gang crashes into a sack on the rails]
[falls off the train onto a sack] Ooh! Who left this here?
The Rescue Rangers, that's who.
It's those little guys again!
Monty
We may be little but we pack a big punch!
Monty
[Placing a brick on the ground] Here y'are, pally! This will break your fall. [Gadget glares at him] It was the softest thing I could find.
Really, Monterey! We want to break his fall, not his neck. [Zipper crash-lands on the brick]
Monty
Good thing you don't have a neck, pally.
[Tracking some puppets to the sewers]
But why do those guys probably want to live down here?
Monty
Rent's probably cheaper.
SDSewarnose de Bergerac
I am a professional. I have studied under the greatest performers of all time.
Monty
Yeah, about thirty feet under.
[After flushing Sewarnose away]
Monty
Well, I guess Sewarnose is all washed up in this town.
Yeah! He really let himself go down the drain.
HHiram
Thanks ever so much, everybody. You're the best friends a mummy could ever have.
Monty
[Aside to Chip] Probably the only ones, I'd say.
Wolfsbane! It keeps the werewolves away.
Monty
[Sniffs] Pee-yew! That would keep anyone away!
That only works in comic books.
Oh yeah?! You don't see any werewolves around here, do ya?
Monty
More like a wolfwere. I've never heard of a wolf turning into a man before.
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Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers · 522 quotes
