Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers · Season 2, Episode 22
“Seer No Evil” · Season 2, Episode 22
In this episode: Monty (9), Chip (9), Gadget (6), Dale (5), Other Rescue Rangers (1)
[After riding the roller-coaster] If they've straightened out that angle on that last curve, we'd have seen some real speed!
That fake speed was enough for me, Gadget.
Waltzing Matildas! That had more twists than the Sydney Snake Stampede in '66.
[after collapsing to the ground] Yeah! Let's do it again!
Cassandra, the fortune-telling gypsy moth!
Come on, Monterey! No one can see the future.
Cassandra can! She once told me I was going on a trip through time and the very next day, I fell off a grandfather clock.
I brought me pals here-
Don't tell me! They want I should tell their fortunes.
Gosh! That's ESP!
More like EZ I guess.
Before the next sun rises Chip will follow a bear with two tails who will dance with a tiger.
I'll what with who?
He will fall from a circle of light and only a flying horse can save him. Finally, you will walk under an elephant, and the trunk will fall, and... and...
And? And?
[draws the finger around her neck and sputters] Then all is darkness.
No, Cassie! Not me little pally Chip!
[sarcastically] Ooh, this is serious. I'd better get more elephant repellent. Oh, come on, guys! You don't believe in this stuff, do you?! Thanks for the show, Cassie. I think I'm ready for Jerk n' Whirl now. [he, Dale and Gadget leave]
Please, Cassie, say ain't so!
By dawn your friend will be... [sputters]. I am very sorry, but that's the way the crystal ball bounces.
[sees Monty covered in cotton candy] Oh no! The pink fur coat!
Crikeys! Kiddo, you're right. Just like Cassandra predicted.
That's not a fur coat. That's a cotton candy.
Well, it does look furry and...
And it's pink!
The tall dark stranger! Just like Cassandra predicted!
Not those predictions again. That's it! We're going home!
I knew you'd see it my way. No elephant's gonna fall on you there.
That's it! We're staying!
You have to go back to the headquarters.
It's the only way we can keep you safe.
What are you talking about?
Look, Chipper, you may sneer at Cassandra's fortunetellin', but she's been right every time. I got me pink coat.
But that was...
And Gadget met her stranger.
Well, sure, but he...
And Dale flew! Now your predictions are startin' and that means sooner or later...
[cries] YOU'RE GONNA GET SMASHED BY AN ELEPHANT'S TRUNK!!! [draws the finger around his neck and sputters]
Look, I'm a Rescue Ranger. I'll be careful. But I'm not going home till we solve this thing! Come on, we have to catch that little boy!
I just hope we don't have to rescue a Rescue Ranger.
[Dale, Gadget and Monty break free from the trunk after it fell over right on Chip]
Zipper, where's Chip?
[Zipper pulls Chip's hat from underneath the trunk]
[gasps] That's Chip's hat!
She didn't mean an elephant trunk...
[gasps] She meant elephant, then trunk! Oh, Chip!.. [starts crying]
He wouldn't listen. It was the predictions...
[Dale is shown crying too from the thought that Chip is a goner]
[off-screen] Well, I've got a prediction for you.
Chip? One side, mates! [pushes the trunk away, revealing a small hole through which Chip peeks his head out]
I predict I'll never go to a fortuneteller again.
Well, I predict we won't be seeing those two [crooks] for quite a while.
And I know the Rescue Rangers will be together for a long time too.
Is that what Cassandra told you?
Nope! You don't need a crystal ball to see that.
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