Monty quotes from Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers

As soon as Jolly Roger gets here, we'll decide if we should slice ya.

Or dice ya!

Or dice ya.

Or cut ya to ribbons!

Or cut ya to ribbons!

Monty

Or cut us loose!

Or cut ya loose...Hey now! Cut that out!

Dale

Do you think they followed us?

Monty

[Seeing the cutlasses thrown at them] I'm sure of it!

Gadget

Grab that broom over there, will ya?

Monty

Righto, Gadget! But I don't think we need to worry about keeping the place clean. After all, it was trashed out long before we got here.

Gadget

No, Monty. I need a hand.

Monty

I thought I was helping ya.

Gadget

I mean a whole arm. Now stick the end of that broom through here.

Monty

Sure glad you know what you're talking about, luv, 'cause I don't have the slightest clue.

Gadget

I suppose my supercharged xenon flash is a bit bright.

Monty

No, the sun is bright. That thing is downright blinding.

Gadget

Improbable.

Monty

Don't you mean, er... "Impossible"?

Gadget

Of course not, Monty! Nothing is impossible.

Monty

Why, my tail is as good at predicting the weather as a bunion on a bulldog's toe.

Dale

Is that good?

Monty

Good?! Who am I to question a bulldog's bunions?

Fat Cat

The Rescue Rangers! But.. But how did you learn about my brilliant plan?

Chip

It was easy. One: The world's largest pearl is your kind of target.

Gadget

Two: Our friends at the pier told us you bought some diving equipment just yesterday.

Monty

Three: We found your gang's footprints outside of here earlier. They must have been casing the joint.

Dale

And four:...Well... You haven't done anything crummy in a while so we figured that you were due.

Monty

Ya know something, Chipper, when it comes to planning, you're a pro, but since this is our day off, do ya think we could just maybe, ya know, have some fun?

Chip

Absolutely! Not a problem. I've got that figured in too.

Dale

[Reads schedule] "Organize Equipment: 10–10:30, Supervised Group Nap: 10:30–1. Fun: 11–11:05..." 5 minutes!?! You scheduled only 5 measly minutes for Fun!?!

Chip

Well, we're running late here so better cut that back to 4 minutes.

Gadget

I'm sure that if we can find their missing shells they'd be much less crabby. I mean, still crabs, but not so crab-like. Well, wait! Still crab-like, since they are crabs, after all...

Monty

Gadget luv, drop it.

Gadget

See, I told you they'd be less crabby once they got their homes back. Back on their backs, I mean. I mean, they're still crabs and everything. What I'm trying to say is...

Monty

Gadget luv, that's getting on my nerves.

Gadget

Look, Monty!

Dale

A real treat!

Chip

Your favorite: Jack cheese!

Monty

No thanks, mate. I'm not real hungry.

[GASP!]

Monty

Now look here, Chip, I demand an apology.

Chip

An apology?! I'm not the one who deserted his duty! We can't depend on you for anything!

Monty

Is that so? All right. If that's the way you feel about me, I QUIT!

Dale

Well, you sure handled that right.

Chip

You have to get us up there, Gadget!

Gadget

Great! I can try out the new ejection seats.

Ejection seats...? [all three of them are launched airborne]

Monty

From now on, I'm not gonna let anything or anyone turn my head around. [Gets a cheese attack]

Dale

What's with him?

Gadget

The flight out must be serving macaroni and-

Monty

-chee-eee-eee-eeese!

Monty

Nice idea, Gadget luv.

Gadget

Thanks, Monty! Which one?

Monty

The one you're going to come up with next.