Monty quotes from Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers

Monty

Awful sweet little fella, eh?

Chip

Yeah! Just like this case: Awful and little. What we need to find is a really big case.

Dale

How about that big German shepherd who lost his accent? [Gets bonked on the head] Is that a yes?

Gadget

Did you hear that?

Chip

It came from over there.

Monty

Sounds like Alfred Hitchcock is making a movie over there.

Gadget

C'mon, Monty! We have to save Midge.

Monty

B-b-but, Gadget, look at the size of those cats!

Gadget

[Pointing to the caged birds] Look at the size of those eyes!

Monty

Brilliant plan for the boys to keep those felines busy while we free the birds.

Gadget

I sure hope it was a plan, Monty.

Monty

You want me to hold off the c-c-cats, Chipper?!

Chip

Don't do it for me, Monty - do it for Midge!

Monty

Those eyes ought to be registered as lethal weapons.

Monty

Now right behind these vines is a gigantic waterfall.

Dale

[Seeing a dripping rockface] What do you call it, Monty? The Niagara Trickle?

Monty

Holey moley!

Dale

You mean moley holies.

Gadget

Nimnul must have a systems governor on the energy accumulator.

Monty

Uh... What's that mean, Gadget luv, in plain English?

Gadget

Simply put, if too much voltage is stored up too fast, there could be a chance of meltdown.

Dale

Meltdown! Hooray! Let's hear it for meltdown!

Gadget

Er... Dale, meltdown means we could be blown to smithereens.

Dale

Meltdown! Boo! We hate meltdown!

Gadget

Rangers, I have an announcement. There's good news and there's bad news. The good news is we've reached the first stage of meltdown so we can stop running.

Monty

And what's the bad news, Gadget luv?

Gadget

We won't have time to get out with our lives.

Gadget

Last stop: Cat Alley.

Monty

Did you have to say "last", Gadget?

Gadget

I have an idea. It's risky but it just might work. Guys, I need some double-weight, hot-pressed, fluid graphic-

Monty

Yeah, right! I never leave home with out it.

Gadget

It's a battery-operated turbo-charged Dustbuster with reversed polarity, rack and pinion steering and hyperfoil fenders.

Dale

What does that mean?

Monty

It means it's fun to ride, so get on.

Dale

How do I look?

Gadget

Kinda dashing.

Monty

Kinda red.

Chip

Kinda stupid.

Dale

Hey, guys! I can lead you! I'll just follow in the footsteps of a real hero!

Gadget

Chip?

Dale

No! The Red Badger!

Monty

I'd rather follow a hero sandwich.

Dale

I'm going back to that supermarket and get what's coming to me.

Chip

Uh oh, you know what happens when Dale gets what's coming to him.

Monty

Yeah it usually comes right back at us.