RBRed Badger
Don't try this at home, badger buddies. Only cartoon superheroes can leap from airplanes and live to show and tell about it.
“The S.S. Drainpipe” · Season 2, Episode 47
In this episode: Dale (4), Gadget (4), Monty (3), Rat Capone (3), Sugar Ray Lizard (3), Chip (2)
RBRed Badger
[Appearing in the mirror] Ease up, badger boy.
The Red Badger!
RBRed Badger
Actually, I'm a figment of your subconscious imagination created by low self-esteem. That or something you ate... Chin up, badger buddy. Remember my 3 Cs: Courage, confidence and Corn Flakes.
Corn Flakes?
RBRed Badger
My sponsor.
It's a battery-operated turbo-charged Dustbuster with reversed polarity, rack and pinion steering and hyperfoil fenders.
What does that mean?
It means it's fun to ride, so get on.
How do I look?
Kinda dashing.
Kinda red.
Kinda stupid.
Great apprehension, boss.
AMArnold Mousenegger
Yeah! And you caught him good too.
Hey, guys! I can lead you! I'll just follow in the footsteps of a real hero!
Chip?
No! The Red Badger!
I'd rather follow a hero sandwich.
Hurry it up, Alvin.
The name is Chip.
Whatever, you chipmunks all sound alike.
[To Gadget] So you're the wench behind this wench.
Why don't you toss these losers overboard for a real winner? You could be my first mate.
How'd you like a swift kick in the poop deck?
[Sung to "My Favorite Things"] Sapphires on white gold and diamonds in settings,
These are a few of my favorite rings.
Shut Up
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