Monty quotes from Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers

Gadget

You wouldn't want to miss an adventure.

Monty

I'd rather miss this adventure than miss my next birthday.

Gadget

Are you sure you're all right, Monty? You look pale.

Monty

[Stammering] Must be a touch of Hong Kong flu. [Sees a cat sign and skedaddles in fright]

Gadget

Actually, it's more like the galloping influenza.

Monty

The only time I've ever really been scared was years ago on Cat Street. And now I'm afraid to go back.

My father says: "If you fall off the bike, you must get right back on".

Monty

Bicycles aren't my blooming problem! I'm scared!

My uncle says: "The only thing to fear is fear itself".

Monty

Yeah, but he never had to face that street full of alley cats.

And the bartender says: "You're a lily-livered COWARD!"

Dale

[Accidentally sitting on Zipper] What's up, Monterey?

Monty

You, in a second.

Chip

We've just turned into the Rescue Mutants!

Monty

[In Chip's body] Look at me! I'm nothing but fur and bones.

Chip

[In Monty's body] Why do I have this sudden urge for cheese cake?

Gadget

[In Dale's body] It's kinda breezy in here, isn't it? [Makes a skirt out of a toothpaste cap]

Dale

[With Gadget's body] Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear! I always wanted to get close to Gadget. But not this close!

Gadget

Keep the hands off the body!

Dale

Sorry.

Monty

Animals don't make noise in this country. They're too afraid.

Dale

Afraid of what?

Monty

Hunters! They have legal hunting here all year 'round.

Chip

So do most places.

Monty

Yeah, but here the prey changes by the hour. 'Round here, Groundhog Day takes on new meaning.