Most-quoted character in Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers: in 186 of its 522 quotesGadget (72), Dale (57), Chip (57)
Scenes with Monty 125
Golly, where's Rubber Bando?
He was here just a second ago.
(points to a payphone; squeaks) He's over here!
Monty (knocks on the phone) Hello? Are you in there, Mr. Superhero?
(from inside) Nope, nobody here. (stretches out his arm with a finger pointing) Try the gumball machine down the block.
Hmm. He looks kind of shy. (to Dale) Hi, we were wondering if you would like to join us. We're the Rescue Rangers, a small, but efficient, battalion of do-gooders devoted to helping those in trouble. Would you like to see our news clippings?
(stretches his head out) Go away!
Golly, he seems kind of rude, too.
With this test I'll be able to tell what this brochure is made out of.
Well that, and the fact that it came from Seymour's Travel Agency near the corner of Lankershim and Cahuenga.
Monty Wow, that's some test, Gadget luv!
Well, actually, the address is stamped right on the bottom of the brochure.
Monty What happened?
They were going to turn you into a donut.
Monty Well, if I have to be a breakfast roll, I'd rather be a cheese danish.
I'll say this for your cheese chowder, Monty.
Monty What's that, mate?
It may be fattening but it's a great way to lose weight.
Monty I didn't mean to. I couldn't help meself. Just the smell of cheese and I lose control.
Eat my lunch again and I'll lose control.
Well, what do you want, fatso?
Monty Chee-eee-eee-eeese!
Not without go-ooo-ooo-ooold.
Monty Cheeeeeeeeeese.
Cool it, Monty! The cow said there isn't any.
But, Dale, if Monty smells cheese there must be some.
And I'll bet where there's cheese, there's Rat Capone. Follow the scent, Monty.
But, remember, control yourself.
Monty Don't worry. I'm... [Sniffs] ...in complete control.
Monty I'm in control. I'm in control. I'm out of control! I'm out of control!
Terrific. Now he's disappeared, too.
Monty :[as Gadget slides toward a deathtrap] Fight it, Monty... fight it!
[waving a piece of gourmet cheese] The brie, Monty, the brie...
Monty GAH! I'll make "de-bris" out of YOU!
Monty Are you two fighting again?
Of course not! We're just having a spirited discussion.
[First lines]
We sure whooped those bad guys!
Monty Too right we did! And nothing like having the bodily injuries to prove it.
How can you say that, Monty?
Monty Easy. Me mouth is the only thing that doesn't hurt.
Monterey, being a Rescue Ranger is more than just exciting, harrowing narrow escapes and outrageous fights to the bitter end!
Monty Since when?
Patience, patience, everyone. The baby's probably going through his terrible twos.
Monty I vote we keep the brat from ever reaching three!
[When they find out the baby is a thug]
We've got to stop him and those other crooks without resorting to fisticuffs.
Monty Give us a break, luv! Gandhi would want to take a swing at this kid.
[dazed] Enough Mr. Nice Guy. I say we do it Gadget's way.
Monty What do you suggest, Gadget luv?
Monty They call this pizza with the works? They forgot the peanut butter!
Maybe the chef had good taste.
Monty Yeah, but he doesn't know what tastes good.
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