Rebecca Howe quotes from Cheers

[comes up behind Rebecca] Hey, there. Remember me?

Rebecca

Yes, I do. You're Carla's son, Gino. And I did not appreciate the nude photos of yourself that you sent.

You know, it's the best I could do with the machine at the mall.

Rebecca

Gino, would you forget about it. I'm not going to go out with you. You're much too young for me.

Yeah, right. Cu-Cu-Ca-Chu, Miss Howe.

Rebecca

Frasier, listen: I know Lilith coming back changes everything, so I'm just gonna step out of the picture, and there's no hard feelings.

Frasier

[completely oblivious to all she's saying] That bitch! Thinks she can waltz back into my life and start calling the shots!

Rebecca

I know what we almost had was very special, but we have a very special friendship too, so I think we should just leave it at that.

Rebecca

I think we should just focus here, because, you know Frasier, I'm trying to be very gentle, because I wanna let you down easily, I don't wanna break your heart...

Frasier

[mimicking Lilith, still ignoring Rebecca] "I spent three days on a bus! Wah, wah wah!" Well cry me a river, bunhead!

Rebecca

[finally losing patience] FOR GOD'S SAKE, FRASIER, WILL YOU LISTEN TO ME!? I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING!

Rebecca

Do you know what I am. I'm a phony. I'm a great big phony. Pretending like I liked Mahler just so some rich guy would ask me out. I don't even know his first name.

Woody

Gustav. Gustav Mahler.